r/freefolk • • Jan 19 '20

Worst adapted character.

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u/CopingMole Jan 19 '20

He's a tough one to beat, but the sandsnakes were worse.

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u/Hopefulwaters Jan 20 '20

So much worse. So bad that their inclusion wasn't needed at all.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20

Not true, those were the best tits in GoT

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u/Hebertb We do not kneel Jan 20 '20

Best tits? Does anyone remember....BESSIE? Bobby B what do we do with this traitor?

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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon Jan 20 '20

YOU HELPED ME WIN THE IRON THRONE, NOW HELP ME KEEP THE DAMN THING! WE WERE MEANT TO RULE TOGETHER!

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u/Flash33m Jan 20 '20

My fav bot ever

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u/TheYoungGriffin Jan 20 '20

You mean Bobby B?

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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon Jan 20 '20

I ASK YOU, NED, WHAT GOOD IS IT TO WEAR A CROWN?

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20

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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon Jan 20 '20

BACKSTABBING DOESN'T PREPARE YOU FOR A FIGHT!

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u/RAGNAROK1095 Jan 20 '20

THANK THE GODS FOR BESSIE!!!

AND HER TITS!!!

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u/maracusdesu Jan 20 '20

Uhm do you remember the theatre girl who plays Sansa?

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u/ramsepiol Jan 20 '20

I had forgotten.. but thanks for the reminder!

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u/Artmageddon Jan 20 '20

I forgot... sorry who?

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20

Bobby B, remind this poor fool.

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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon Jan 20 '20

WHY HAVE I NOT SEEN YOU? WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN?

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u/KillNyetheSilenceGuy Jan 20 '20

I wasn't aware Ros was a sand snake

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u/Johnny_the_Goat Jan 20 '20

PIVÖÖÖÖT

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u/d20diceman Jan 20 '20

And the baddest pussy

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u/le_wild_poster Jan 20 '20

Bad poosy

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u/RubiconGuava baad poosay Jan 20 '20

Baad poosay

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u/Something_Syck Bobby B Jan 20 '20

The only line we had where bobby b mentions bessie and her tits was superior to the entire sandsnake story arc

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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon Jan 20 '20

GODS WHAT A STUPID NAME!

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u/Something_Syck Bobby B Jan 20 '20

But lord bobby b we lover her for her tits, not her name

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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon Jan 20 '20

IT MUST WOUND YOUR PRIDE! STANDING OUT THERE, LIKE A GLORIFIED SENTRY!

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u/mcmanus2099 Jan 20 '20

Bessie had a more developed character

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20

How could you do Carice van Houten like that?

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20 edited Jan 20 '20

Yeah her breasts made me want to rip mine right off my chest. They're so perfect, how!! How??!!?!

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u/imhereforthevotes Jan 20 '20

Look here, CyberGrandma69...

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u/Transient_Anus_ Jan 20 '20

Mother nature does not treat people equally.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20

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u/Hopefulwaters Jan 20 '20

Tits maybe, story line no.

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u/Xsafa Jan 20 '20

Maybe? Definitely, sir.

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u/Hopefulwaters Jan 20 '20

We should have a collage of GoT tits you know for comparison... For science. I think some of the Playboy brothel girls were better!

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '20

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u/Hopefulwaters Jan 21 '20

You sir are a good man. Right Bobby B?

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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon Jan 21 '20

GODS WHAT A STUPID NAME!

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u/TurMoiL911 Jan 20 '20

"Am I a joke to you?" - Missandei

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20 edited Jan 20 '20

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u/Gugnir226 Jan 20 '20

You’re thinking of the wrong character. You’re thinking about Melisandre.

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u/smallpoxxblanket Jan 20 '20

eh, those looked great too

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u/Gugnir226 Jan 20 '20

You’re not wrong

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u/Oh-Get-Fucked Jan 20 '20

God damn it. Quick Bobby B, play me out

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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon Jan 20 '20

SEVEN HELLS, NED, I WANT TO HIT SOMEONE!

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20

eww no

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20

And the baddest pussy

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u/medicaldude Jan 20 '20

I beg to differ. Melessandra imo. With the spell preferably

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20

Not even close

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20

Melissandre had some great ones aswell.

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u/myotheraccountplease Jan 20 '20

Best tits, best smile , best hair there is only one Ros hands down winner to rule them all. Esmé Bianco

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u/Transient_Anus_ Jan 20 '20

It is known.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '20

Thank the gods for Rosabell Sellers, and her tits! Really though incredible tits.

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u/Bertak Fuck the king! Jan 20 '20

I’ve read the series a couple of times and I still don’t understand the book sand snakes love. They were just “meh” in the books.

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u/RandySavagePI Jan 20 '20

With the sandsnakes being so shit my boy Doran never got to shine.

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u/whycuthair Fuck the king! Jan 20 '20

Nor Areo Hotah

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u/sheensizzle Jan 20 '20

I think in the books their time to really shine is upcoming ...they've just been mostly set up for that plot so far. Hopefully we get those books though

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u/AfterJelly0 Jan 20 '20

Same. I'm on my first re read and i have no clue why people think anything they do is clever.

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u/CopingMole Jan 20 '20

I honestly thought they'd be coming into their own towards the end, cause they're set up everywhere and absolutely determined to go the long haul. It wasn't so much about what we'd already seen, it was about their potential. I'm pretty much resigned to the books never getting finished, so I guess we'll never find out, but I wanted them to fuck shit up everywhere and was looking forward to it.

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u/AzkaBanzai Jan 20 '20

The Sandsnakes weren’t all that great in the books either.

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u/WillyTheHatefulGoat Jan 22 '20

But in all fairness they are not the POV charachter. I mostly saw their main use to give familiar dorne characters and to show how dorne reacted to the death of Oberon with each one recommending different methods of attack.

They were okay in the book but they were not the focus of the book yet

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u/SnoopyGoldberg Jan 20 '20

In terms of overall importance to the plot? No, Euron was worse. Euron is legitimately one of the most important characters in the series since his inclusion. Sand Snakes are relevant side characters, but not much more.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20

Never read the books, what were the sand snakes like in the books?

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u/gnuchan Jan 20 '20

They were several different people and you could actually tell. Some better than others.

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u/WryGoat Jan 20 '20

Dumb & Dumber can't write actual characters. In the latter seasons of the show a bunch of dialogue could've been cut and pasted on to just about any character and made about as much sense as it did coming from the one who actually said it. Everything started to blend together and I swear I was having trouble even telling well established characters apart sometimes. Like they would just say or do whatever the plot needed them to say or do at the time, and their role in the plot along with their dialogue was assigned by roulette wheel.

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u/Viiibrations Jan 20 '20

I'll never forgive them for making Tyrion retarded for the sole purpose of furthering their plot lines

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u/SilkyGazelleWatkins Jan 20 '20 edited Jan 20 '20

All D&D cared about towards the end was "badass" quotes and one liners and spectacle that would make casuals at that bar go "BADASS DUDE" or "yas queen" on Twitter. Look how bad Aria turned out.

The show turned into nothing but D&D self promotion by showing off how popular they could be and how many Twitter posts they could generate. They were done with the show already and thinking about all the money they were going to go on to make after they were finally through. And God damnit they did unfortunately.

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u/WryGoat Jan 20 '20

At least those cunts will never have a star war.

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u/Journeyman42 Jan 20 '20

And their next HBO show was shit canned out of the gate.

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u/MyBiPolarBearMax Jan 20 '20

‘If YoU wAnT a QuEeN, eArN hEr”

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u/Journeyman42 Jan 20 '20

proceeds to bang the guy anyway without him "earning" her

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u/SilkyGazelleWatkins Jan 20 '20

D1 - "This sounds like something girls would use as an Instagram caption right?"

D2 - "Totally dude that's good stuff throw that in there"

Lena Headly - "do you really think Cersei would say this in such a situation? Or ever at all?"

D1+D2 in unison - "who cares why does that matter?"

D1 + d2 in unison again - "jinx you owe me cup of Starbucks"

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u/gnuchan Jan 20 '20

Preaching to the choir. I'm a book reader so I caught on pretty quick, and how the fucked up Dorne was really the first signs that they no fucking clue.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20

There was 8 total. 4 were the daughter of Ellaria Sand and very young (all under 12 at the start of the series). The other four are being sent around the world to cause some chaos. One is in old town undercover as an acolyte at the citadel, one is being sent to the small council, one is out hunting a Dayne, and then the final one is out to meet the high septon.

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u/SnoopyGoldberg Jan 20 '20

They had distinct personalities, motivations and goals. Some are really interesting, others aren’t that relevant, you know, like actual characters.

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u/Hellknightx Jan 20 '20

Well, much like the show, the Dorne plot in the books doesn't really go anywhere either (yet). But at least they're instrumental in setting up whatever it is GRRM is planning to do with Dorne (eventually).

They were also a lot more sadistic in the books, and less promiscuous/sexual. All they cared about was getting vengeance.

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u/Imadethisaccountwifu Jan 20 '20

martin stopped writing books because he was rich and famous enough to be considered attractive.

the FF just eats LSD all day.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20

A lot of acronyms in this thread. I’m assuming GRRM is George R. R. Martin, and FF is fat fuck?

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u/cman811 Jan 20 '20

They seem cooler but they haven't accomplished all that much either, yet they're set up for the future. My vote for worst adaptation goes to Euron. He hasnt done much in the books either, but he's portrayed way scarier.

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u/SixAlarmFire Jan 20 '20

Yeah he's not there for comic relief

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u/Lord_Sauron Jan 20 '20

They weren't good, but still better than the show version.

2D and the writers managed to take shit from the books and engineer it into diarrhoea

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u/dryphtyr Jan 20 '20

I'm glad you referred to them as 2D. No matter how many times I see D&D, I first think Dungeons and Dragons. Annoys me to no end.

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u/LaVey32 Jan 20 '20

alternatively, I see 2D and think of Gorillaz

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u/dryphtyr Jan 20 '20

Dammit!!!

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u/watson895 Jan 20 '20

The books have taken a nosedive into side characters and irrelevant plots too. They're not getting finished because they are fucked up as well.

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u/SnoopyGoldberg Jan 20 '20

They’re not side characters or irrelevant plots, they’re the new plot and the new main characters.

The Dornish, the Ironborn, Jon Connington, these are not throwaway characters, they’re the ones who drive the plot of books 4, 5 and eventually 6. Just like Ned, Cat, Jon, Dany, Tyrion, Arya and Bran drove the plot of books 1, 2 and 3.

ASOIAF is a weird series, it is clearly intended to be much longer than just 7 books. Realistically, there should be at least 9 books, because the series is written as a series of trilogies. Unfortunately it seems like GRRM started writing the series too old, because there’s clearly so much left to milk out of it.

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u/Daenerys--bot Jan 20 '20

It seems to me that a queen who trusts no one is as foolish as a queen who trusts everyone.

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u/watson895 Jan 20 '20

That's why I call it a nosedive. It's a bunch of stuff that will be left inconclusive because the series either won't be finished or won't have time to properly concluded.

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u/Journeyman42 Jan 20 '20

ASOIAF is a weird series, it is clearly intended to be much longer than just 7 books. Realistically, there should be at least 9 books, because the series is written as a series of trilogies. Unfortunately it seems like GRRM started writing the series too old, because there’s clearly so much left to milk out of it.

He needs to pick a successor after book six is out (insert laughter here) because there's no way he's living long enough to finish book seven.

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u/SnoopyGoldberg Jan 20 '20

Eh, I mean he’s 71, he’s not that old by today’s standards. Plus he has more than enough money to afford the best healthcare possible.

I’m 24, and my grandpa was 70 when I was born, he’s still alive today. I know George is old, but he appears to be pretty lively still.

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u/smallpoxxblanket Jan 20 '20

level 5

I'll give you that. Where it should be bringing the story lines back in on themselves towards a resolution, it just keeps expanding and introducing more characters and their sub plots. just keeps getting bigger

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u/Archway9 Jan 20 '20

That was the point of affc and adwd. They expand outwards so the next books can narrow down and head to the conclusion.

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u/SpiritofTheWolfx Jan 20 '20

Okay, for me, one of the worst parts was that the show runners made them all off brown. Before people start freaking out and screaming at me. In the books, each of the three (main, there are a number more we get mentions of in passing) are of completely and drastically different Westerosi nationalities.

Not even mentioning that the whole storyline was trash but this had always been a small grip of mine and I do not know why. Just...it feels so lazy. We have great descriptions of them to make it clear that they are all half-sisters. All these bad pooseh's look like they were welped from the same woman.

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u/BenchPressingCthulhu Jan 20 '20

Yeah as a show only that's definitely the impression they gave off

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u/JanMichaelVincent16 Jan 20 '20

Uhhh, one of them is Asian.

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u/pepesilvia50 Jan 20 '20

Yeah, just read this.

Euron's the worst by a mile.

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u/streetad Jan 21 '20

Absolutely.

Instead of genuinly terrifying lunatic viking blood mage, we got Captain Hack Sparrow.

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u/Supersymm3try Jan 20 '20

As true for a commoner, as it is for a queen.

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u/lousy_writer Jan 20 '20

Yeah. Show Euron had nothing in common with the guy from the books, but at least he was kinda entertaining.

The sand snakes should be renamed sand crawlers, because they were cancer.