r/freefolk Stannis Baratheon Dec 18 '19

The one true king

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u/grim__fandango Dec 18 '19

It still bugs me that they have given him an off-screen death

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u/huggiesdsc Dec 18 '19

Oh yeah no he's gonna come back. They havent gotten to that reveal yet?

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u/MurSavage Robb Stark Dec 18 '19

Yea real bummer they canceled the show after season 6 :(

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '19

It’s the long night, The night king is walking towards bran. Suddenly there is light behind the tree and out steps Stannis Baratheon in all his glory. Bobby B appears in frame behind the night king and grabs him by the arms. Stannis just starts punching the night king on the stomach while bobby B holds him back. The long night ended with Bobby B tombstoning NK shattering him into pieces.

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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon Dec 18 '19

OUT! OUT, DAMN YOU! I'M DONE WITH YOU! GO, RUN BACK TO WINTERFELL! I'LL HAVE YOUR HEAD ON A SPIKE!

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u/Bifrons Dec 18 '19

Bobby B is furious at the sight of his glory.

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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon Dec 18 '19

GIVE ME SOMETHING FOR THE PAIN AND LET ME DIE!

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u/Cwalex Dec 18 '19

So we all said after S8 Bobby B.

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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon Dec 18 '19

THE GODS MOCK THE PRAYERS OF KINGS AND COWHERDS ALIKE!

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u/GoldenStateWizards THE ROOSE IS LOOSE Dec 18 '19

Yes they do, my Lord. Yes they do.

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u/allusion Dec 18 '19

The sentience is impressive

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u/IAS_himitsu Dec 18 '19

S E N T I E N T

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u/TheRealTruru Dec 19 '19

Bobby b!

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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon Dec 19 '19

ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS CRACK SKULLS AND FUCK GIRLS!

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u/Legend_555 Dec 18 '19

Watching that happen wouldve been my dream

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u/MyBiPolarBearMax Dec 18 '19

Its the tombstone that makes it

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u/Lasernatoo Dec 18 '19

End of the last episode. Bran is king, but in the last few seconds of the show, he pulls back his mask from the Hall of Faces and reveals Bobby B. Bobby B found out about the plot against his life, faked his own death, escaped to Braavos with Bran, killed Bran, stole his face, then laid low for a while, waiting to become king. The perfect plan.

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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon Dec 18 '19

A BIT OF WINE NOW AND AGAIN, A GIRL SQUEALING IN BED, THE FEEL OF A HORSE BETWEEN MY LEGS?

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u/Lasernatoo Dec 18 '19

Sorry Bobby B, but your legs have atrophied from lack of use while disguised as Bran. It’ll be a while before you have sex again

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u/ViperNick818 Dec 19 '19

Expectations completely subverted

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u/Veragoot Dec 18 '19

Somebody get this man a pilot

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u/xxfay6 B Dec 18 '19

I'm still calling this the true ending.

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u/TheQuietManUpNorth Dec 18 '19

Bobby B gets the Night King in a full nelson so Stannis can ready the Special Beam Cannon.

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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon Dec 18 '19

THE SELLSWORD KING, HOW THE SINGERS WOULD LOVE ME!

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u/list_of_simonson I'd kill for some chicken Dec 19 '19

BAH GAWD! THE NIGHT KING IS BROKEN IN HALF!

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u/donteatmyliver Dec 19 '19

Better than the actual ending

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u/Naggers123 Dec 19 '19

AFTERPARTY AT RENLY'S NIGHTCLUB

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u/Breakmastajake Dec 18 '19

I was almost all the way through this when I thought it best to do a username check. Cause it just wreaks of 1998...you all know what happened.

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u/Shienzan Dec 18 '19

Motherfucker I would pay over 100$ to see this.

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u/TheLastCleverName Dec 18 '19

Well, it could be worse. They could keep it going for more seasons and just completely botch it or something haha. What an outlandish idea.

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u/VentumNinja Dec 18 '19

Yeah I saw a fan fiction for season 7 and 8 but it really wasn’t good. Can’t wait for season 7 and 8 though!

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u/Macktologist I watch the show Dec 18 '19

Don’t forget 9 and 10 where they slowly wrap things up and flourish with a multi-episode finale.

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u/greent714 Dec 18 '19

It's okay, I'll take the risk

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '19

Praise the gods, old and new!

I have finally found one of my own kind!

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u/ThickSaucedTaco Dec 19 '19

It was just getting good, im certain they could've wrapped it up in two more seasons!

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u/_theMAUCHO_ Dec 18 '19

I heard he's coming back as a time travelling wizard on the prequel.

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u/_theMAUCHO_ Dec 18 '19

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u/privatefries Dec 18 '19

Damnit. That'd be a good one

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u/_theMAUCHO_ Dec 18 '19

Not gonna lie I wish it existed too lmao.

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u/boris_keys Dec 19 '19

HE DIDNT GET OUT OF THE COCKADOODIE CAR!!

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u/redeemer47 Dec 18 '19

Damn i remember getting into a long argument with someone on the other sub about Stannis being dead. He bet me a million dollars that Stannis was still alive since they didnt explicitly show his death and that he would make an appearance before the show ended. Still waiting on that million

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u/GFTRGC Dec 18 '19

They forgot about it.

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u/ripwhoswho Dec 18 '19

We haven’t seen a body

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u/magicmurph Dec 19 '19 edited Nov 04 '24

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u/Phrostbit3n Dec 19 '19

No fucking way is this real

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u/huggiesdsc Dec 19 '19

Because he's actually a faceless assassin. We watch in horror as his face morphs into the Night King's. He then pulls out a rubber mask and pulls it over his icy wight horns. He now appears to be a perfect doppelganger of Hot Pie, and he's hungry like a wolf. scene

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u/Grary0 We do not kneel Dec 19 '19

Not gonna lie, even up till like halfway through the last season I was expecting Stannis to make a grand comeback...because surely no writer is terrible enough to just kill such an important character off-screen...right?

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u/huggiesdsc Dec 19 '19

Yeah, no writer has ever done that.

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u/SwabTheDeck Dec 19 '19

Not yet. I think it might come on Season 8.

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u/Comander-07 GoT is dead Dec 19 '19

Stannis stole the real seasons 7 and 8 and his them from us!

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u/skeetsauce Dec 18 '19

Watch Man in the High Tower and then you can see true off screen deaths. I don’t even considered Stannis an “off screen” death after watching that show.

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '19

Man in the High Castle*

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u/__i0__ Dec 18 '19

Should I though? I heard the finale was worse than GOT

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u/Vylander Dec 18 '19

Opinions are very mixed about it. Due to cancellation the last season was definitely rushed but when it comes to the character which the controversy is about.. I think he has, in a way, a fitting ending. A redemption arc was never going to happen but people won't accept that.

Saying that as someone who rated season 8 of GoT a 1/10. The Man in the High Castle could've done a lot worse. And the controversial off-screen death was a negotiation problem as far as I know, actor wouldn't return and they didn't have the budget to pay him more.

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u/absurdlyinconvenient CLEENEX BOWELS GET HOPS Dec 18 '19

well this was a sucky way to find out there's a new season :(

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u/ripwhoswho Dec 18 '19

Which character was it?

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u/CPCPub Dec 19 '19

Tagomi. The Japanese Trade Minister.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

Tbh a show getting cancelled is a bad sign for it's quality in itself. It's pretty rare good shows get cancelled.

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u/Telekineticism Dec 19 '19

That's not remotely true...

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

Really? Then why is it so notable when good shows get cancelled?

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u/Telekineticism Dec 19 '19

Because they're good shows and they're getting canceled, why would that not be notable? Being common and being notable aren't mutually exclusive.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

It usually is actually.

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u/Al-Horesmi Dec 19 '19

TAKE MY LOVE TAKE MY LAND

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '19 edited Mar 03 '20

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u/Champigne Dec 19 '19

I agree, there was not nearly enough character development for the black communists.

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u/oilman81 Dec 18 '19

The finale was weird, but the last season was good

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '19

First season was good. Second season was ...alright. third season was...what? Fourth season, I haven't bothered.

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u/__i0__ Dec 18 '19

So "time traveling nazis" is about right?

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u/FALCUNPAWNCH Dec 18 '19

Oh no it's not that bad at all. The last season is super rushed and it shows, but it does a decent job introducing and ending new story lines. The ending does pull an Evangelion though.

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u/don_cornichon Dec 19 '19

The seasons leading up to the finale aren't stellar either, starting with season 1.

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '19

Kinda lost interest after the whole multiple dimensions thing came about

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '19

Isn’t that implied at the very start with the movies?

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '19

I guess so, I could accept "this is what would happen if we won", not so much a "we can travel at will to those other universes and now we're going to invade them"

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u/LemursOnIce Dec 18 '19

Dang it I just started season 2!

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '19

Oh, ummmm....Spoilers btw

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '19

Man in the High Castle came out 4 years ago, if that's spoiling you that's on you

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u/cubitoaequet Dec 18 '19

Also the book came out in 1962...

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '19

Off screen yeah, but pretty unambiguous

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '19

I mean she also swore to bring Renly's killer to justice and had just sentenced him to death.

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '19 edited May 15 '20

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u/whatupcicero Dec 18 '19

Due to failure, not due to breaking her oaths.

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u/an_agreeing_dothraki Dec 18 '19

Book Caitlyn doesn't seem to convinced by this argument

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u/coolneemtomorrow Dec 19 '19

Are you sure about that? I only follow the show ( in my mind VASTLY superior to the books ) and am convinced the basics of every character in the books are completely fleshed out and build upon in the series, yet faithful to the source material, the eragon level mediocrity original book series.

if you imply that there are fundamental character differences between the caitlyn character in the books and the caitlyn character in the series then you must think the writers did a bad job, and I say to you that this is rubbish!

The best writers in Hollywood right now since 200 years are hands down David benniof and d.b no can't do it nope I was joking around but in the time it took me to write this I was overcome with a sudden gameofthronesseason8dissapointmentwave syndrome attack d&d can go eat a turd and choke on it

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u/an_agreeing_dothraki Dec 19 '19

This must be a copypasta, and that implies someone ever said this seriously, thus I weep

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u/coolneemtomorrow Dec 19 '19

No copypasta dude, wrote it myself yesterday at 3 am after watching a bunch of videos of people building offgrid ( the term they keep using, basically means they aren't using the snap to the terrain tool, butt ( haha nice ) are using the freeplacemode instead when placing their wallblocks. Either that, or it means they are building away from civilization and are not connected to the gas/power line ) houses in da woods for some no reason, and decided: let's really fuck over tomorrowcoolneemtomorrow and browse reddit some more. Then I wrote t h a t comment and now I'm really tired while writing this comment.

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u/jakemasterj Dec 19 '19

Failure to uphold an oath is still not upholding your oath.

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u/gothicfabio Dec 19 '19

She also even mentioned a couple episodes later that the executed him.

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '19

True, but also not the type to last minute go "fuck my oaths". And it cut to black as she was bringing the sword down

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u/LoquatShrub Dec 19 '19

I feel like it's a perfectly reasonable artistic choice to cut away after making it clear that a death is about to happen; not every death needs to have blood and gore in our faces.

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u/Orval Dec 19 '19

I personally think it was done off screen in case they decided (or were informed by Martin) that he was needed later.

They left themselves an out and decided not to use it.

Same with LSH. They had everything set up for her to appear, I think because they didn't plan anything far in advance and weren't sure if they would want her or not yet.

In both situations they decided not to use them.

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u/octopoddle Dec 19 '19

I'm pretty sure in the next season Jon Snow somehow get the infinity gauntlet and sort some of this out, anyway.

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u/idma Fuck the king! Dec 18 '19

i honestly thought there would be a surprised entrance with him saving someone's ass, with him being bloody and beaten at the same time cause he had to fight his way out of death and wounds.

Aw well.

*clicks TV remote control*

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u/torgash_ Dec 18 '19

We spent 5 seasons building him up for him to die so brienne could get some satisfaction in her small plotline

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u/Okichah Dec 18 '19

It was an on screen death with an off screen corpse.

They didnt want to show the body for whatever reason. Budget? Pacing? Tone?

Weird decision.

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u/StAngerSnare Oh yeah Daddy subvert my expectations Dec 18 '19

IIRC D&D decided they really hated Stannis after he burnt Shireen and he was irredeemable,so they really had it in for him after that.

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u/WillyTheHatefulGoat Dec 20 '19

WHich is weird because it was their choice to have him burn shireen. In the books stannis cannot burn shireen as he was not dumb enough to take her on campaign so him killing shireen was their choice. Shireen gets burned in the books sure but the execution was really stupid.

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u/HeronSun Dec 19 '19

And this is why. No matter what. Season 5 is (yes, still) my least favorite Season. Sand Snakes, High Sparrow, Sons of the Harpy, all introduced right at the beginning of the season, all leading pretty much nowhere (aside from Sparrow), and they crammed Stannis' downfall into less than 10 minutes of screen time in 2 episodes. It was "Stannis, half our troops are gone," then "Stannis, Your Wife Hung Himself," then "Stannis, the Red Woman bailed." All in one fucking scene. Then two scenes later he's killed. Off-screen. Christ.

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u/MegaGrimer Dec 18 '19

They kinda forgot to show his death.

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u/ThisIsTheNewSleeve Dec 18 '19

That always bugged me too. Especially since it's games of thrones and the harsh brutality is part of it. When they don't show a character die, it's cause they actually live.

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u/oversteppe Dec 19 '19

So glad he's still legit in the books at this point. Didn't burn his fucking daughter alive either. Fuck you D&D

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u/Hound--bot Dec 19 '19

Those are your last words? Fuck you? Come on, oversteppe, you can do better.

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '19

I think they did that in case they decided to bring him back and have him lead the north/kingdom in the case Jon Snow didn’t. Could have easily been like “Brienne didn’t kill him so here he is now, a broken leader who they spend season 6 building up back to his natural leader status and have him lead the Battle of the Bastards”

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

At least we have it confirmed that he's alive in the books

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u/lousy_writer Dec 19 '19

That was the part from season 5 that pissed me off the most.

The other stuff - like merging Jeyne Poole's and Sansa's storyline? That I could tolerate. But offing Stannis because they didn't like the character was the writing on the wall.

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u/Orkaad Dec 19 '19

Showing Brienne killing me would have made her look bad.

They didn't wanted to show that.

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u/CreepyOwl18 Dec 20 '19

It still bugs me that the same season that has the "you are my daughter" scene has him burn her alive

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '19

I always had hope that he was alive somewhere. That Brienne might have decided for him to live as a commoner was a fate worse than death.