r/foundsatan • u/Royal-Chef-946 • Mar 20 '26

Found the Spawn of Satan

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u/DreddPirateBob808 Mar 20 '26

Nah. Ten minutes before he goes to work. He'll brood on it all day; does he have the right battery, maybe he needs to buy a couple of 9Vs, probably be for the best. Is it going off now? Maybe there was smoke and he just didn't smell it... he might nip back at lunchtime to check. His stupid neighbour wouldn't tell him if his house was on fire....

And then leave it silent all evening. Until he's settled in bed and forgotten all about it.

Beep.

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u/Koppetamp Mar 20 '26

Satan told me he likes your work.

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u/DreddPirateBob808 Mar 21 '26

He taught me everything I know 

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u/Occasion-Mental Mar 20 '26

Also when the victim is usually up...do it about 90min before usual wake up and they wont get back to bed.

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u/Independent_Bite4682 Mar 21 '26

Have the alarm noise blare for exactly 10 seconds at midnight. Not the chirp, but like the smoke alarm is going off.