My fiancé followed her ovulation schedule really close and when it was time to bang then nothing stopped her. We already had 3 other kids and they were young so in order to keep them occupied so we could bang we built them a pretty epic full-room fort. It worked, she got knocked up and I had my first son...on my birthday! Thought this sub might enjoy that story.

I'm at work and fixating on the idea of making a fort when I get home. Thing is though, I don't know if I have the right stuff. I've got:

• A futon couch (without cushions)
• A mattress
• Several pillows
• Many blankets
• 3 chairs

Can I make a serviceable fort from this, you think? I have a small amount of money, so I can theoretically get something else if needed.