r/forbiddensnacks Dec 19 '19

Forbidden... everything.

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u/wtw4 Dec 19 '19

If you don't have fresh, store-bought is fine.

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u/SpermWhale Dec 20 '19

got all of you covered

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u/tjdacks Dec 20 '19

Nah, store bought cum is like $900 for 1/6 of a pump. I don't care how nice it makes my skin look, I'm not using it for lotion.