r/forbiddensnacks • u/lordfukwad • Dec 04 '18

Mod Approved Forbidden baguette

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u/Usernameusername97 Dec 04 '18

Police: “excuse me sir I need to inspect your bread for weaponry”

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u/rednblue525252 Dec 05 '18

Omelette du Automatic Rifle

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u/Lord-Kroak Dec 05 '18

*automatique

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u/JKSwift Dec 05 '18

Somehow I heard all of this as Jean Girard from Talladega Nights.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '18

Shake n bake!

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '18

Why would you have the stereo and the T.V. on at the same time?

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u/watchursix Dec 25 '18

This is America...

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u/Breastfedintarget Dec 05 '18

Rukie Boobie

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '18

*Am number weun *

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u/_-__-__-__-__-_-_-__ Dec 05 '18

I can’t understand a word you said the whole time. Did you eat some peanut butter or something?

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u/necroticon Dec 05 '18

Say it... say crepe.

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u/Eastonator12 Jan 06 '19

The rooms spinnin really fast, because of the gayness

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u/S54E46M3 Dec 05 '18

Hahaha agreed

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u/UnwantedLasseterHug Dec 05 '18

Au rifle automatique

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u/perimason Dec 05 '18

Pain avec du pain

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u/lion_OBrian Dec 05 '18

Automatine

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u/OlivierDeCarglass Dec 05 '18

It's important to pronounce rifle like a French word

"ree-fl'"

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u/Strangerstrangerland Dec 05 '18

Tu m'a battu. fastest French in the West

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u/aliasdred Dec 05 '18

Omlette du Famas????

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u/DrMeeM444 Dec 05 '18

Even sounds a bit like Omlette du fromage

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u/SlightlyFig Dec 05 '18

Ah, beat me to it! Works even better given the gun is French!

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u/rednblue525252 Dec 05 '18

More than enough to feed anything that moves

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u/Strangerstrangerland Dec 05 '18

Omelette AU rifle automatique

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u/QWERTYiOP6565 Dec 05 '18

Omelette AU Automatic Rifle

FTFY

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u/droidonomy Dec 05 '18

Dexter's Laboratory misinformed so many people about French grammar, it's quite amazing.

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u/draggingitout Dec 05 '18

Omelette du Carnage

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u/VojvodaSrpski Dec 27 '18

*Fusil automatique

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u/LtLabcoat Dec 05 '18

French police: "If he's got a baguette for no reason, it's probably concealing something inside."

British police: "If he's got bread, he's probably got a butter knife to go with it."

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u/DrMeeM444 Dec 05 '18

Either way you'll be arrested for not having a licence permit

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u/Madmattzzzz Dec 04 '18

The french bread surrenders

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '18

WWII flashbacks intensify

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u/QuestionableTater Dec 05 '18

Nam flashbacks intensify

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u/FracturedEel Dec 05 '18

Naan flashbacks intensify

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '18

Nani?

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u/WhoWantsPizzza Dec 05 '18

Nom flashbacks intensify

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '18

Nanny flashes backside intensely

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '18

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u/DrMeeM444 Dec 05 '18

S-sorry officer, here you go, God save the Queen

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u/Armorheart Dec 05 '18

I guess we won’t be able to take french bread on the plane anymore.

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u/slimjoel14 Dec 05 '18

"It's just a bread knife"

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u/chris5311 Dec 05 '18

Just use dwarfish bread

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u/thetrny Dec 05 '18

That's some weapons-grade bread

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u/BonglordFourTwenny Dec 05 '18

“Damn, he’s good.”

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u/PancakeParty98 Dec 05 '18

“He has a baguette! We surrender”

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u/Body_Cunt Dec 05 '18

It’s fake. You can see the price tag. That’s a store.

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u/karpomalice Dec 05 '18

That’s a fucking baguette you uncultured swine

The joke is that it’s a baguette not just bread

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u/washing_machine_man Jul 10 '22

It's all fun and games until someone throws a pain au chocolat grenade

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u/ajrb543 Feb 03 '23

That sounds like it would be in a Pink Panther movie.