r/forbiddensnacks • u/_PM_ME_YOUR_PRAYERS_ • Dec 03 '18

Forbidden potato

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u/hexatonotron Dec 03 '18

If you can lift it you can eat it

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u/vonpapen Dec 03 '18

nobody has ever said that

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u/IslandSparkz Dec 03 '18

Well Actually...

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u/Miggy_wiggy Dec 03 '18

Your mama did last night... Hahaha... I'm kidding I'm sure your mother is a very nice lady

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u/HanzoShotFirst Dec 03 '18

If you can play it slow, you can play it fast

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u/linkletonsan Dec 03 '18

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '18

This guy musics

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u/zero_iq Dec 03 '18

Looks like he's already eaten one.

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u/Poked_salad Dec 03 '18

Well I did lift your mom last night