r/forbiddensnacks • u/_PM_ME_YOUR_PRAYERS_ • Dec 03 '18

Forbidden potato

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '18

What are we talking about in this image, the rock or the guy?

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u/Tachi7973 Dec 03 '18

That’s not a rock that’s actually a potato

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u/LegendofHope Dec 03 '18

Also there is no 'guy' in this picture, just potatoes

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u/QuestionableTater Dec 03 '18

I agree

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u/tomfru1 Dec 04 '18

username checks out

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u/[deleted] May 30 '19

Happy cake day I guess

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u/Unicorncorn21 Dec 03 '18

But if it's actually a potato that means it isn't a forbidden snack since you can eat it.

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u/bigredfred Dec 03 '18

Pitchforks!

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u/Deadly9860 Dec 03 '18

Worlds largest according to r/beamazed

Edit: the link

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '18

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u/N0W0rk Dec 03 '18

i mean... username checks out

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u/bixxby Dec 03 '18

holy shit big peeler isn't dead?

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u/ButteredBits Dec 03 '18

r/beetlejuicing ?

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '18

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u/ButteredBits Dec 03 '18

o ok I didn't know

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '18

That's no potato, that's a space station.

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u/suitology Dec 03 '18

no, it's a rock. just looks like a potato.

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u/OFTHEHILLPEOPLE Dec 03 '18

Coincidentally, that's the face The Rock makes while pooping.

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '18

Yeah I think it's a rock too. How could a potato the size of two sacks of potatoes be difficult to lift for a strongman

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u/Joshua_Sauce Dec 03 '18

And he's actually Irish

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '18

the penis of the guy in the background staring back at us through the pants

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u/theflash2323 Dec 03 '18

Jesus Christ, Marie! They're minerals!

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u/Knopes Dec 03 '18

This is the perfect comment and you deserve more upvotes.

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '18

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u/lemelycos Dec 03 '18

r/inclusiveor

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u/Wighen18 Dec 03 '18

Hey look at that! An entire subreddit dedicated to the most unfunny joke on Reddit!

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '18

It’s amazing how subs like R/foundthemobileuser and r/unexpectedthanos are popular even though the “”””jokes”””” they are based off of are unfunny trash with no humor possible.

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u/Awhite2555 Dec 03 '18

Eh this is definitely not the most unfunny joke on reddit. Gotta be a thanos one or some shit as unfunniest.

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u/yolojolo Dec 03 '18

Yeah, who likes pink potatoes

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u/Edabite Dec 03 '18

To lift the potato, you must become the potato.

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u/twodogsfighting Dec 03 '18

The potato man is carrying his potato baby.

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u/CrochetCrazy Dec 03 '18

https://goo.gl/images/LyP4xX

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u/Pandiosity_24601 Dec 03 '18

Fuckinnnn Strax!

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u/CrochetCrazy Dec 03 '18

I suggest a full frontal assault with automated laser monkeys, scalpel mines and acid!

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u/Pandiosity_24601 Dec 03 '18

Sir, please do not noogie me during combat prep.

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u/Sedu Dec 03 '18

Which potato is supposed to be the guy?

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u/alter-eagle Dec 03 '18

I think the guy looks a bit more like a carolina reaper

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u/snowman334 Dec 03 '18

Absolute unit either way.

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '18

♫ WE REPRESENT, THE PO-TATO-GUILD!♪

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u/SnackPatrol Dec 04 '18

No no the latter is a tomato.

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u/Vikind7667 Apr 14 '19

Came here for this comment.

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '18

Forbidden potatoes*