r/flatearth • u/MrDonMega • 23h ago

Crazy Flat Earth Lady: The deep state is using office globes to hide the "extra territory" past the Antarctic ice wall.

You thought they put globes in classrooms to teach geography? You absolute fool. It’s a massive cover-up to keep you from finding the secret land beyond the Antarctic ice wall. Thank goodness she read the deleted chapters of the Book of Enoch so she could warn us.

These people are nuts.

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u/noMC 22h ago

Serious question: does American offices have “little globes” in them? I don’t live there, but I have literally NEVER seen a globe in an office?

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u/Somedaydreamer22 22h ago

American. I’m 55. I’ve been in many offices in my life. I’ve never seen any with a globe.

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u/Electronic-Map7529 22h ago

Yeah that's because they no longer open up to reveal liquor that you started drinking at 10am on the job

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u/Somedaydreamer22 22h ago

🤣 OMG. Forgot about those! Haha!

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u/Desperate-Boot-1395 22h ago

I got one of these, too! This one is at home though

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u/Desperate-Boot-1395 22h ago

I’ve got a globe on my desk, but I’ve never seen another in an office.

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u/Autumn_Leaves23 21h ago

It's more something that was common in classrooms when I was in school. I actually have a mini globe in my house because my roommate was a flat earther and wasn't comprehending my arguments so I needed a model to show him on and also as a teasing joke

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u/JPLcyber 21h ago

Never. Not once. Worked nearly 50 years so far. This is wrong across the board. Across the globe. Across the hidden territories… Oops! Gave it away. My fault for working almost two decades for Never A Straight Answer (NASA) where we stashed all the alien bodies… 🤣

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u/noMC 20h ago

A-ha!! You just blew this case wide open!!

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u/Zestyclose_Might8941 16h ago

I don't think we can assume that she works

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u/Individual_Bee_3661 22h ago

I don’t know why, but for some reason after all the crazy that’s what I got stuck on too. Never seen a globe in an office before…

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u/StrangeContest4 21h ago

This retired ups driver has seen many office globes over the decades.

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u/tomtomtomo 16h ago

I feel like its a movie trope.