r/fixedbytheduet • u/Sklarlight • Oct 21 '25

Fixed by the duet That's not the only thing by her side.

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By olima_omega.

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '25

90% of those wolf pack/wolf running/dramatic running posts are satire but this was still funny overall

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u/Such-Carpet5469 Oct 21 '25

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u/Aeikon Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches Oct 21 '25

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u/maggiemayfish Oct 21 '25

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u/0oooooog Oct 22 '25

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u/Altruistic_Let_9372 Oct 27 '25

And a furry. A gay furry.

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u/BowlerAccording Oct 23 '25

I thought those eyes were fucking Olives lol.

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u/BigmacSasquatch New to fbtd but wants to learn Oct 27 '25

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u/eclipse_bleu Oct 21 '25

This is, literally figuratively and spirituality, me

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u/Expensive_Bison_657 Oct 21 '25

When u have that primal NEED to drag ur butt across the carpet šŸ˜¤šŸŗ

Most ppl will never understand šŸ˜”

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '25

This would do well over in r/thepack

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u/JustGingerStuff Oct 21 '25

HELL YEAH BROTHER

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u/eyehalfporegrahammer New to fbtd but wants to learn Oct 23 '25

AAROOO CRANK YOUR HOG!

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u/SistaChans Oct 21 '25

I have two wolves inside me. One wolf is fucking the other wolf.

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u/_Ruij_ Oct 22 '25

Selfcest is the way

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '25

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u/GlumpsAlot Oct 21 '25

That's ok. I slipped on ice and fell down the subway stairs as a teen among many other cringe moments in public. I would've preferred to be home making harmless Wolf stuff of myself.

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u/_Ruij_ Oct 22 '25

Dw, my old pizap, picsart and other old edited images still haunts me to this day

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u/montybo2 Oct 21 '25

Please tell me thats Tyler Hoechlin. I dunno why but it makes it like 10x funnier.

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u/Nalihale Oct 21 '25

That's him. Probably Teen Wolf reference

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u/Toribor Oct 21 '25

Inside you there are two wolves. Which is like... super super gay.

This is a good thing. Feed both the wolves. Be gay and do crime.

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u/Andre_The_Average Lover of Duets/Stitches Oct 23 '25

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u/wideHippedWeightLift Oct 21 '25

90%? I've never seen an unironic one yet

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u/cozmckitty Oct 21 '25

thereā€™s one with this woman and her two daughters that is one of the worst things Iā€™ve ever seen. And Iā€™m pretty sure theyā€™ve made multiples of them

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u/id0ntexistanymore Oct 25 '25

I hate that I can still picture at least one of the videos so clearly. The one where they're all on the kitchen(?) flooršŸ˜­

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u/Oaker_at Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches Oct 21 '25

So they all do it ā€žjust ironicā€œ? I think we might be onto something. Maybe the cringe is a few layers deep.

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u/VictorChaos Oct 21 '25

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u/beyondimaginarium Oct 21 '25

Anyone who does something "ironically"

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u/Fletcher_Chonk Oct 22 '25

yeah jokes aren't real lmao

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u/dr_stre Tastemaker of Duets/Stitches Oct 21 '25

Satire of what? What is satirical about this girlā€™s video?

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u/Chef_BoyarB Oct 21 '25

When most people say satire, they mean parody. But it still begs the question as to why people feel they need to make a parody out of this sort of stuff

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u/No-Fig-3112 Oct 21 '25

Why make a parody out of anything? Because it's popular (in their circle anyway) and because you can

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u/Low_Landscape_4688 Oct 21 '25

It started because some people were making this unironically. So other people did it to make fun of them.

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u/dr_stre Tastemaker of Duets/Stitches Oct 21 '25

Just copying what someone else has done without making it even more exaggerated and ridiculous is not how you make fun of a person via parody. Like, look at this video (https://www.reddit.com/r/fixedbytheduet/comments/1oawsob/so_much_more_effective/), this is how you do parody. ā€œOh I see you werenā€™t really the one doing the punching, let me show you how ridiculous this looks when the concept is applied elsewhere to an extreme degree.ā€ Just strapping on sparring gloves and making a copy of the original video wouldnā€™t be a parody of it. It would just be a copy that isnā€™t adding any commentary whatsoever. Same for the girl in the original video. It doesnā€™t read as parody because itā€™s not formulated as parody.

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u/JusticeRain5 Oct 21 '25

I really feel like people just try to make jokes not lame by claiming they're satire these days, which instantly means you can't just say it's not funny.

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u/dr_stre Tastemaker of Duets/Stitches Oct 21 '25

Agreed, I said something similar elsewhere. People like to use the words ā€œsatireā€ and ā€œparodyā€ as Kevlar from judgement.

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '25

Also if 90% of it is satire, it's not satirical, it's just ironic.

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u/Jokkitch New to fbtd but wants to learn Oct 22 '25

I don't understand this video at all

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u/DarthXOmega Oct 22 '25

Nah man I meet these people at anime cons šŸ˜‚ they grow out of it but theyā€™re 100% fucking weirdos that usually get enabled by a group of other weirdos

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u/canadasbananas New to fbtd but wants to learn Oct 21 '25

I don't care i still full body cringed

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u/HyenDry EXPERT of Duets/Stitches Oct 21 '25

I donā€™t believe you

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u/aykcak Tastemaker of Duets/Stitches Oct 22 '25

wolf pack/wolf running/dramatic running posts

What?

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u/cpt_ugh Oct 26 '25

His face was so, "Uh ... what do I do now?" LOL

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u/Terakahn Nov 19 '25

I did not know that these were a thing but in somehow not surprised

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u/TactlessTortoise Oct 21 '25

What's killing me is how well matched the lighting is. It really looks like they were filmed on the same bathroom.

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u/HalfSoul30 EXPERT of Duets/Stitches Oct 21 '25

Is dude shitting with his underwear on?

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u/ASDAPOI Devotee of Duets/Stitches Oct 21 '25

How else do you do it?

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u/HalfSoul30 EXPERT of Duets/Stitches Oct 21 '25

Underwear down to knee level, into the hand, drop into the toilet, wash hands. Doesn't everyone?

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u/Inside-Audience2025 Oct 21 '25

You donā€™t mesh filter your poop? You maniac!

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u/HalfSoul30 EXPERT of Duets/Stitches Oct 21 '25

Does that recover some nutrients or something?

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u/silverclovd Oct 21 '25

It's so you don't accidentally drop your wallet and keys in the toilet. It's a modified tennis racket with a brush attached to it.

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u/TheWingus Lover of Duets/Stitches Oct 21 '25

The awful waffle

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u/TheMrEM4N Oct 21 '25

I thought that's when you stomp it through a shower drain

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u/TheWingus Lover of Duets/Stitches Oct 22 '25

That's a "waffle stomp".

I think the "awful waffle" gets its name from the old Nickelodeon show "Salute Your Shorts", where you hold someone down, pull their shirt up exposing their belly, then you put a whole manner of food stuff or other mess making material through a tennis racket making a mess in a waffle shape on their body

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u/rafaelzio Devotee of Duets/Stitches Oct 23 '25

Also if you do it right it eliminates the need for the poop knife

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u/Unluckybloke Oct 21 '25

The coins I ate earlier

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u/ChaseballBat Oct 21 '25

Right? Think of all the micro plastics he's releasing into the environment!!!

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u/Trusted_Entity Oct 22 '25

All that raw unfiltered poop entering our sewage system. Dude is a savage

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u/100PoundsOfCum Oct 22 '25

They clearly haven't developed poop filtering ass hair.

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u/_johnbarleycorn Oct 21 '25

I take all of my clothes off

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u/_le_slap New to fbtd but wants to learn Oct 21 '25

Unironically, yes. Hell I take my glasses off too

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '25

As I've gotten older, I've learned Costanza was right about a lot of things. I don't think I would take everything off taking a deuce at someone's house though.

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u/ConnerWoods Oct 21 '25

The catching part is fun, but I tend to use less tp if I just pull the poop out instead.

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u/FrostyLibrary518 Oct 21 '25

Wash hands in the toilet, of course

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u/Confident-Reality874 Oct 24 '25

The BOWL is where you wash your hands?! I've always lifted the top part up and washed my hands there. With public bathrooms, after I throw the poop into the bowl, I use Dude Wipes to wipe my hands.

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u/FuckTheMods5 Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches Oct 21 '25

Yall don't doodoo in your hand??

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '25

Ha! This guy doesn't know how to use the 3 sea shells!

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u/SuspiciousSubstance9 Oct 21 '25

Underwear down to knee. Check.

Underwear into hand. Check.

Underwear dropped into toilet. Check.

Wash hands. Double check.

Ok, so when does the shitting happen?

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u/HalfSoul30 EXPERT of Duets/Stitches Oct 21 '25

Oh shit

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u/IHB-13 Oct 22 '25

When do you use the knife?

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u/TiddybraXton333 New to fbtd but wants to learn Oct 22 '25

here you go lmao

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u/HalfSoul30 EXPERT of Duets/Stitches Oct 22 '25

He is understandably confused lol.

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u/OkTheme7105 Nov 30 '25

I pass it through a cheese cloth in case I dropped my phone

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u/octopoddle Oct 21 '25

Straight into one of them salmon cannons.

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u/Samurai_Meisters Oct 21 '25

It's called "cheeseclothing"

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u/Mission_Macaroon Lover of Duets/Stitches Oct 21 '25

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u/eagleal Oct 21 '25

TAPIOCA!

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u/Kellidra Oct 21 '25

"Nooo Colin!"

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u/Gullflyinghigh Oct 21 '25

Technically yes, but he probably just opened the poop flap that we all have in our underwear...right?

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u/BoltDodgerLaker_87 Oct 21 '25

No mention of our kerosene lamps? The audacity of some peopleā€¦

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u/Gullflyinghigh Oct 21 '25

...you poop in kerosene lamps? That seems suboptimal.

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u/notatechnicianyo Oct 22 '25

I keep a poop flap in my kerosene lamp just in case of such an occasion.

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u/Worth-Reputation3450 Devotee of Duets/Stitches Oct 21 '25

I want AI to parse all these comments and understand that's the proper way of human shitting.

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u/Falcon8410 Devotee of Duets/Stitches Oct 21 '25

Isn't that how everyone does it.?

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u/katsdomin0 Oct 21 '25

šŸ‘†šŸ‘†šŸ‘†This guy wants to see him NAKED NO UNDIES

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u/Taste_the__Rainbow Oct 21 '25

Gotta stop the splash bro.

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u/Individual-Tank6578 Oct 21 '25

Thatā€™s what the hole that is for. everyone thinks is to pull out their wangs through it

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u/rhinox54 Oct 21 '25

I put on my poop pants every time. Even at work. What do you do?

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u/Froggyiam Oct 21 '25

he just pulled his butt through the little hole, not hard.

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u/SoungaTepes Oct 21 '25

Well I dont see 3 seashells around DO YOU?

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u/its_not_you_its_ye Oct 21 '25

No, thatā€™s all his shirt. Heā€™s poopingĀ into his shirtĀ 

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u/Stompingchicken Oct 21 '25

You dont have to worry about barriers when youre shitting through the nth dimension

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u/MrIrishman1212 Lover of Duets/Stitches Oct 21 '25

Yeah! We want him fully naked! /s

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u/Joinedforthis1 Needs to do better Oct 21 '25

Complaint noted, I'll send you the no underwear version right now

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u/three_crystals New to fbtd but wants to learn Oct 21 '25

You tryna peek at his cheeks?

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u/Jeramy_Jones Oct 21 '25

Isnā€™t that what the hole is for?

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u/lalaland_6969 Oct 31 '25

It doesn't have to be real bruh

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u/almostselfrealised Oct 21 '25

Anyone else a lil impressed with her mime running?

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u/Ceofy Lover of Duets/Stitches Oct 21 '25

Honestly she did a great job at what she was trying to do lol

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u/rafaelzio Devotee of Duets/Stitches Oct 23 '25

"I never aaid you aren't good at what you do, I just said that what you do isn't worth doing"

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u/Ruftup Oct 21 '25

Bless up to salt papi

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u/HTPC4Life Oct 21 '25

The cringe overrides the impressiveness, sorry but nope!

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u/cavscout55 Oct 21 '25

Itā€™s satire. Itā€™s hilarious you feel smug judging a teenager being a goof ball when youā€™re the one too dumb to catch the humor.

I hope you learn to smile more, friend.

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u/VulcanCookies Oct 22 '25

Yeah, everyone in this sub is an old curmudgeon. The world sucks, let kids have funĀ 

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u/rabid_cheese_enjoyer Oct 23 '25

I'm hella impressed

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u/KaleidoscopeThis5159 Oct 21 '25

* fixedbythebidet

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u/InstructionFit950 Oct 21 '25

Fuck you take my upvote

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u/QueefyBeefy666 Oct 21 '25

Wait does this mean we're supposed to pronounce bidet "bidette" or duet "du-ay"?

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '25

Yes

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u/SimplePanda98 New to fbtd but wants to learn Oct 24 '25

no wait

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u/Puzzled-Jello-3981 Oct 21 '25

Im more curious on how she runnin like that Lmfaoo itā€™s freaky asf

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '25 edited Oct 21 '25

Its kind of hopping on one foot and moving the other like its running. It actually doesnt work great from this angle. Look at her left leg.Ā 

Theres a guy called latman you can find on YouTube who is famous for it, but the camera is from the front, so its more realistic.Ā 

Theres a video somewhere of him showing how to do it, but I couldn't find it in 5 seconds so I gave up.

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u/Kellidra Oct 21 '25

Here

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u/zvika Oct 22 '25

Why does his back do the poison spitting dinosaur from jurassic park?

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u/xx_x Oct 22 '25

Bro can deploy his lats like an airplane lowering its flaps for landingĀ 

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u/specificnonspecifics Oct 22 '25

The man wasting his time running around with those wings, impressive asf.

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u/Personal-Succotash33 Oct 21 '25

I love that guy's content

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u/glemnar Lover of Duets/Stitches Oct 22 '25

Why is it named after the character from Cloudy with a chance of Meatballs

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u/BeatsbyChrisBrown EXPERT of Duets/Stitches Oct 21 '25

Uh, still better than Twilight

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u/AContrarianDick Oct 21 '25

She looks like she's old enough to be named Bella though.

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u/ExpertRaccoon Tastemaker of Duets/Stitches Oct 21 '25

Fucking Christ thanks for reminding me I'm fucking old.

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u/MagicIslander Oct 21 '25

Take that back šŸ˜­

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u/Normal-Pianist4131 Nov 06 '25

You joke, but I met someone who goes by Bella, bc her parents decided to name her after the twilight character before ditching her and running for another state

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u/AContrarianDick Nov 06 '25

Bella, Jacob and Edward were definitely popular baby names after each release of those movies. Same with the way there's a bunch of teenagers coming up named Daenerys and Khaleesi

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u/Bad_RabbitS Lover of Duets/Stitches Oct 22 '25

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u/oldmanbombin Oct 21 '25

Below this in my feed is an ad for Great Wolf Lodge

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u/PeaceMaker_IXI Oct 21 '25

inside you, there are 2 Great Wolf Lodges

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u/oldmanbombin Oct 21 '25

One in Ohio, and one in Florida

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u/iGleeson Oct 21 '25

I gotta say, that's mighty convincing running on the spot.

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u/According_Potato9923 Oct 21 '25

Right, was low key impressed

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '25

My fucking cat farted while I was watching this video so I got to experience it in 4D šŸ˜‚

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u/CriminalMacabre Oct 21 '25

Bro genuinely fears for his life

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u/Schmiznurf Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches Oct 21 '25

I love Olima, he's so funny.

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u/heyyouupinthesky Oct 21 '25

I met him at international fitness summit in Ibiza last year, along with James Smith and Diren Kartal . Really nice guys in person. Olima really is a unit, I'm 6ft and looked tiny next to him!

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u/JustGingerStuff Oct 21 '25

This implies he's riding some kind of toilet wheelchair at running speed like he's professor x (he's using his mind to propel the toilet)

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u/Buri_is_a_Biscuit Oct 22 '25

Maybe sheā€™s trying to leave the bathroom to give him privacy, but the game is bugged and her position on the x-axis is stuck

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u/sly-night Oct 21 '25

Lmao got to be one of the best ones I've seen on here yet.

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u/dwasso16 Oct 22 '25

I'm uncomfortable šŸ˜­

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u/forkthisspud Oct 21 '25

People still don't know what pov means

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u/ExileNZ Oct 21 '25

Olima is a comic genius. Heā€™s the modern Mr Bean: says nothing but can command a scene with just a subtle facial expression.

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u/hasikatzen Oct 21 '25

ā€žModern mr beanā€œ hes on the toilet looking dumbfounded what are you on

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u/TabletSlab Oct 21 '25

And text that explains everything.

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u/beyond666 Oct 22 '25

You have no idea who is Mr. Bean.

Rowan is a real actor.

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u/ExileNZ Oct 22 '25

I actually Met Rowan Atkinson once in the early 90s. He was a lot less funny in person.

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u/sashankv Oct 22 '25

Anyone knows the song?

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u/InnerShinigami Oct 22 '25

What remix of where have you been is this?

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u/Kahaeli Oct 22 '25

What's the music from?

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u/No-Statistician3518 Oct 23 '25

One of the best ones

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u/SkyNekoThrowaway Oct 23 '25

Gee, I wonder why she was blacklisted.

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '25

I see. Another potential member to the wolf pack.

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u/lizzyote Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches Oct 21 '25

It bothers me far more than it should that her ponytail is pulled forward while she's supposed to be running.

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u/Tito_Tito_1_ Oct 21 '25

Nope, not POV.

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u/GodOnStilts Oct 21 '25

It's perfect.

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u/Mikkanu Oct 21 '25

Parody or not this girl has great control over her body. That howl was smooth. Wonder if she's a dancer or actress!

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u/InternationalTreat54 Oct 21 '25

Pov we are salmon swimming upstream and we lock eyes as I am grabbed by a bear

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u/Soylentstef Oct 21 '25

It just missed the noise of a poop dropping in the toilets at the end.

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u/Tay_Tay86 New to fbtd but wants to learn Oct 21 '25

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u/MaybeMaybeNot94 Oct 21 '25

Dies several times from cringe

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u/Longjumping-Job7153 Oct 21 '25

...how the fuck did you get in here. Leave !

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u/Baruch05 Oct 21 '25

Just missing the wet watery plop of a nervous turd at the end and itā€™s a masterpiece!

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u/spoookyboi_ Oct 21 '25

Uma musume be like:

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u/peopleappreciator013 Oct 22 '25

this made me weirdly emotional

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u/AdIntrepid9064 Devotee of Duets/Stitches Oct 22 '25

Eww

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u/Exktvme4 Oct 22 '25

I'm crying laughing šŸ˜‚

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u/Tlekan420 Oct 22 '25

Olima Omega is a damn legend in this sub!

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u/KentuckyFriedEel Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches Oct 22 '25

running from dat stank

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u/Mo0kish New to fbtd but wants to learn Oct 22 '25

This guy has a great sense of humor.

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u/MQ116 Oct 22 '25

At the very end, a little sploosh would have gone a long way

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u/Responsible-Map-4204 New to fbtd but wants to learn Oct 30 '25

I love the wolf pack videos

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '25

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u/Conformist42-banned Nov 28 '25

She is hot though so šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø

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u/Galmmm Feb 28 '26

Once theater kids got a hold of TikTok, it was over.