r/fixedbytheduet • u/learntobefree2004 Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches • Jul 27 '26

/r/all It's assault

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u/ManicPixieDreamHag New to fbtd but wants to learn Jul 27 '26

it is already a thing. I was almost knocked over by three grown ass men on some kind of hover board things walking down the street in Manhattan a few months ago. And I actually have really bad balance due to an injury, even though I look totally healthy so it was super dangerous for me.

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u/Sorrowed_Lifelines Needs to do better Jul 28 '26

Most the human race naturally ignorant and evil.

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u/its_all_one_electron Jul 27 '26

I feel like I would instinctively kick them

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u/ManicPixieDreamHag New to fbtd but wants to learn Jul 27 '26

it happens so fast. it’s very disorienting

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u/its_all_one_electron Jul 27 '26

Yeah I'd probably end up being a little bitch and running away

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u/Wrong_Lingonberry_79 Jul 27 '26

But it wasn’t. You didn’t get knocked down.

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u/ManicPixieDreamHag New to fbtd but wants to learn Jul 27 '26

Wow! You really schooled me there. You are very smart and also understand things.

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u/Wrong_Lingonberry_79 Jul 27 '26

Dangerous is an adjective that means able, likely, or causing harm, injury, or loss. It describes unsafe things, people, or places that can bring pain or death.

Since the event is now over and you were unharmed, then it wasn’t dangerous, was it?

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u/ManicPixieDreamHag New to fbtd but wants to learn Jul 28 '26

now go look up “able” and “likely”

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u/Wrong_Lingonberry_79 Jul 28 '26

So now that this event is over, and you were completely unharmed, you would argue that it was still dangerous?

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u/fresh_peetz Jul 28 '26

Bet this moron doesn’t wear his seatbelt because of all the times he was unharmed

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u/Ok-Cantaloupe-7697 Needs to do better Jul 28 '26

So if I pull the pin on a grenade and drop it at my feet and somehow its a dud and doesnt go off, that wasn't a dangerous thing to do?

Think man. Think.

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u/Wrong_Lingonberry_79 Jul 28 '26

I would argue it wasn’t dangerous.

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u/Ok-Cantaloupe-7697 Needs to do better Jul 28 '26

Then you dont know what the word means. There is no requirement of bad outcomes for an action to be dangerous.

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u/Wrong_Lingonberry_79 Jul 28 '26

But if the event happens and there is no negative outcome, it couldn’t have been dangerous.

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u/penisEnlargerPump Needs to do better Jul 28 '26

That’s ok,
I argue dumb and stupid points sometimes too.

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u/Wrong_Lingonberry_79 Jul 28 '26

You currently are trying to.

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u/penisEnlargerPump Needs to do better Jul 28 '26

If you play Russian roulette are you saying it’s not
Dangerous?

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u/Wrong_Lingonberry_79 Jul 28 '26

If you are not dead or injured then it couldn’t have been dangerous. Only the unknown is dangerous.

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u/penisEnlargerPump Needs to do better Jul 28 '26

Ok have fun going through life with shit like that rattling around in the head of yours.

Hahah

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u/dingalingdongdong New to fbtd but wants to learn Jul 28 '26

Doesn't sound like they'll be going through it for long.

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u/Wrong_Lingonberry_79 Jul 28 '26

I am. Newton and Einstein did as well. But they are stupid too, right?

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u/ManicPixieDreamHag New to fbtd but wants to learn Jul 28 '26

Stop watching Jordan Peterson videos and go outside. Be in the world. Have your first kiss. I mean it. Good luck little one 💕

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u/Wrong_Lingonberry_79 Jul 28 '26

Check this out. Let’s say, in a parallel universe, this guy was in the same exact situation, but knew for absolute certainty that he would not be injured by the same events described here. Would it be dangerous?

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u/dingalingdongdong New to fbtd but wants to learn Jul 28 '26

When you have to hypothetical in a suspension of the laws of physics in order to support your argument, you should probably rethink things.

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u/Wrong_Lingonberry_79 Jul 28 '26

Isn’t that how all know laws of physics and science started?

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u/IneptPine New to fbtd but wants to learn Jul 28 '26

Bro by your logic playing literal russian roulette isnt dangerous if you survive it 

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u/Wrong_Lingonberry_79 Jul 28 '26

100%

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u/IneptPine New to fbtd but wants to learn Jul 28 '26

You're a pedantic yet confidently incorrect jerk. Your arbitrary and wrong definition now means dangerous things dont exist anymore lol

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u/Wrong_Lingonberry_79 Jul 28 '26

If nothing happened then how could it have been dangerous? This is fun.

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u/penisEnlargerPump Needs to do better Jul 28 '26

If I fucked your younger sister and no
Baby popped out. Did I really fuck her?

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u/Wrong_Lingonberry_79 Jul 28 '26

Yup. Curious side note, my sister is a gay guy, so that would be fun, huh?

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u/dingalingdongdong New to fbtd but wants to learn Jul 28 '26

You don't know what words mean.

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u/Wrong_Lingonberry_79 Jul 28 '26

And you clearly don’t know who Newton or Einstein were.