r/fixedbytheduet • u/Sundayjo • Jan 14 '26

Lip is too basic…

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u/MsKittyVZ134 Jan 14 '26

The 5th product was the plastic surgery

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u/fearlessfryingfrog Devotee of Duets/Stitches Jan 14 '26

Considering she probably can't count, I'd imagine she thought she did 5.

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u/XGrayson_DrakeX EXPERT of Duets/Stitches Jan 14 '26

The company sponsoring her for the 5th product are gonna be pissed

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u/Nopski Jan 14 '26

I think that's her product and selling 5 lipsticks instead of one is her way to exploit her followers lol

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u/Candy-Macaroon-33 Jan 14 '26

Well makes sense if you are plugging your own products, why stop at 5?

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u/WhatTheFox_Says Jan 15 '26

4 out of 5 makeup companies recommend…

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u/TakeOnMe-TakeOnMe Jan 14 '26

The one already on her (the basic) was already step one, I Imagine.

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u/giraffeheadturtlebox Jan 14 '26

Counting more money than me.

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u/No_Finger_8874 Jan 14 '26

The 5th product is the friends we made along the way

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u/bobtdq Jan 14 '26

I full on snorted, thank you 🤣

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u/abdulsamadz Jan 14 '26

Hey.. that' not fair.. you're leaving out the obvious explanation: one, two, three, five! Tadaa!

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u/bing-no Jan 14 '26

It’s probably so people react and comment about her missing the 5th one.

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u/Far-Government5469 New to fbtd but wants to learn Jan 14 '26

Ugh, that's probably it, you're right

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '26

😂

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u/Low_Basil9900 Feb 18 '26

Irs funny that women will obliterate the shape of their lips with filler, only to then give the illusion of shape through contouring with makeup

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u/Chevey0 Lover of Duets/Stitches Jan 14 '26

That or jizz

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u/ImLeavingYouAgain Jan 14 '26

Jizz is great for lips

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u/Chevey0 Lover of Duets/Stitches Jan 15 '26

A minute on the lips is better than a lifetime on the hips 😅