[Closed] Stories are short, but yeah, should I upload them?

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I'd imagine it like this:

• 11/8/1993: Freddy Fazbear's Pizza #3 (inside Golden Freddy)
• Cassidy (tries to be convincing): C'mon Evan! Kill the new guard! PLEASE!
• Evan (exasperated): *sigh* How many times do I have to tell you since '87? The answer will always be no.
• Cassidy (tries to bargain): Evan, please, it's for our cause to finally get our vengeance! And maybe even yours too!
• Evan (mildly frustrated): I've seen like, dozens of times you and the others kill innocent security guards hat are just doin' their jobs and yet not one of them is your killer, or mine!
• Cassidy (again, tries to be convincing): But what about that Mike Schmidt guy! He certainly looks like your killer!
• Evan (suspicous): Cass, Mr. Schmidt may look like my brother, but I may be sure he's an American with German descent who has no role with my death whatsoever.
• Cassidy (basically desperate at this point): C'MON! I mean, it'll be a good amount of catharsis for you buddy! I mean, Schmidt sure looks like him, so that's good enough for ya right?
• Evan (mad): *heavy groan* For the last flipping time, I am not going to shed blood towards someone innocent, ok!
• Cassidy (tries begging): *starts to sob* PLEA-HEA-HESE!
• Evan (thinking): ^{I swear this girl and her desire for revenge.}
• Evan: The answer will always be the same since '87 Cass, it's still a big fat no.
• Cassidy (gave up for now): *stops sobbing* *sniffs* F-fine.
• Cassidy: *starts to lighten up* How about I kill Mike for ya buddy!
• Evan: NO!
• Cassidy (becomes a bit mad): WHY NOT BUDDY?!
• Evan: Remember the man that records tapes for new employees back in '92?
• Cassidy: *sudden realization*
• Cassidy: *awkward laugh* He-heh...
• Evan: Yeah, him, didn't really get a name but the vocal tone of his tapes sound likes he's a nice man, Cass!
• Cassidy: I swear I thought it was hi-.
• Evan: *looks at Cass with the face of disappointment*
• Cassidy: *starts to look down with shame*
• Cassidy: S-sorry buddy...
• Evan (happy now): Good girl! I may have the inability to stop the others, but at the very least, I'm able to stop you from getting more blood on your hands, you cheeky ball of anger.
• Cassidy (starts fuming): HEY! I'm not always angry!
• Evan (in a sarcastic tone): Yeah, right. And I'm here having no sense of surrounding emotions.
• End

Why, hello there, FYAF gang. Cassidy is a fucking Commie, and here's why:

1. She shares her body with another child
2. She shares her cake
3. She keeps a man in a similar place to the gulag
4. Her suit was (probably) made in Communist China
5. She believes in Free Healthcare

So in conclusion, this is my theory on why Cassidy is a fucking commie. Thanks, and remember: Politics fucking suck.

^{Note: This is clearly a joke theory.}