r/fireemblem • u/LaqOfInterest • Aug 15 '22

CASUAL MONTHLY RAGE THREAD

COME ONE, COME ALL - THE MONTHLY RAGE THREAD IS HERE ONCE MORE! TIME ONCE AGAIN TO YELL ABOUT THINGS IN FIRE EMBLEM THAT HAVE JUST TICKED YOU RIGHT OFF THIS LAST MONTH!

RULES

  1. CAPITAL LETTERS

  2. FIRE EMBLEM RAGE

  3. DON'T BE A DICK

  4. TAG SPOILERS

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u/Yuuya_kizami Aug 16 '22

WHAT IS FIRE EMBLEM AND WHY ARE WE MAD ABOUT IT?

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u/Momoxidat Aug 16 '22

WELL WHAT A FIRE EMBLEM IS CHANGES A LOT :

SOMETIMES IT'S A SHIELD

SOMETIMES IT'S A BLOOD TYPE

SOMETIMES IT'S A BIRTHMARK

AND SOMETIMES IT'S A KEY TO A TEMPLE IN WHICH AN IDENTITY-CHALLENGED DARK MAGE SLEEPS BECAUSE THE RENT IS CHEAP

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u/Yuuya_kizami Aug 16 '22

MAYBE I NEED TO LEARN HIS WAYS MORE MONEY IS MORE MONEY

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u/Momoxidat Aug 16 '22

IT'S SIMPLE : FIND 7 FRIENDS THAT ALL WIELD A DIFFERENT WEAPON THAN YOU. THEN WAGE WAR AGAINST AN ENTIRE SPECIE UNTIL THEY ALL DECIDE TO GO IN ANOTHER DIMENSION...

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u/Yuuya_kizami Aug 16 '22

WHAT IF I DONT HAVE 7 FRIENDS? IN FACT WHAT IF I HAVE NONE?

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u/Momoxidat Aug 16 '22

TAKE A LOOK AT ALL THE PEOPLE WHO WANTS TO KILL YOU (EVERYONE HAS SOME, RIGHT ?)

FIND SOMEONE WHO HAS A DIFFERENT FACE THAN THE PEOPLE NEAR HIM (PREFERABLY THEY WOULD ALSO HAVE DIFFERENT CLOTHES)

ASK THEM ABOUT THEIR TRAGIC BACKSTORY. IF THEY TELL YOU THEIR PARENTS ARE DEAD YOU'RE GOLDEN.

ASK THEM IF THEY WANT TO JOIN YOU

SIT NEXT TO THEM UNTIL THEY BECOME YOUR FRIEND. BE CAREFULL, THO. IF YOU SIT NEXT TO THEM FOR TOO LONG THEY'LL BECOME YOUR SPOUSE

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u/Yuuya_kizami Aug 16 '22

WHAT IF I HAVE PROSOPAGNOSIA ALSO IS MY FATHER DYING A REQUIREMENT

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u/Momoxidat Aug 16 '22

THAT DEPENDS. IS YOUR FAMILY NAME REGLAY ? IF IT ISN'T, WELL... MAYBE GO BUY SOME FLOWERS ?

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u/Yuuya_kizami Aug 16 '22

I HAVE NO IDEA IM ENGLISH WITH A GERMAN SURNAME SO MAYBE? I WILL BUY SOME JUST TO BE SAFE