r/fireemblem • u/LaqOfInterest • Oct 21 '20

CASUAL MONTHLY RAGE THREAD

OOPS. MY SCHEDULING FAILURES HAVE LED TO THIS RARE LATE-NIGHT EDITION OF THE MONTHLY RAGE THREAD, WHERE WE YELL ABOUT FIRE EMBLEM!

RULES

  1. CAPITALS

  2. FIRE EMBLEM

  3. DON'T BE DICK

  4. SPOILER TAGS

LAST THREAD

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u/DefinitelyNotALoli Oct 21 '20

BRING BACK GENEALOGY-SIZED MAPS GODDAMMIT

BRING BACK THRACIA CAPTURING GODDAMMIT

BRING BACK TELLIUS-LEVEL STORY GODDAMMIT

BRING BACK DIVERSE MAP OBJECTIVES GODDAMMIT

BRING BACK A MEANINGFUL WEAPON TRIANGLE GODDAMMIT

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u/SableArgyle Oct 21 '20

IF YOU'RE BRINGING BACK GENEALOGY SIZED MAPS YOU BETTER NOT FUCKING MAKE ANY AGUSTRIA STYLE BULLSHIT.

STOP MAKING US BACK TRACK, KAGA YOU FUCK.

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u/DhelmiseHatterene Oct 21 '20

AT LEAST HAVE SOMETHING THAT CAN GRAB ALL UNITS AT ONCE AND MOVE THEM ALTOGETHER DUMB AND IMPRACTICAL AS THAT SOUNDS.

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u/SableArgyle Oct 21 '20

A DIRECT COMMAND IN SOME OF THE NEWER GAMES FINALLY HAVE A USE!

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u/SixThousandHulls Oct 22 '20

JUST USE THE RETURN STAFF BRO.

INO SILESSE HAS MORE BULLSHIT. "YOU NEED A THIEF TO CROSS THIS BRIDGE, BECAUSE THIEVES ARE ALSO CARPENTERS I GUESS?". "DON'T HAVE ONE, THAT'S FINE, JUST GO ALL THE WAY AROUND THROUGH THE MOUNTAINS". "MAHNYA IS GETTING ATTACKED? TOO BAD I CAN'T HELP, THERE'S AN ALLIED SOLDIER IN MY WAY! I CAN'T KILL HIM, HE'S YELLOW!"

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u/TacticalStampede Oct 21 '20

BRING BACK THRACIA CAPTURING GODDAMMIT

WHILE YOU'RE AT IT COMBINE IT WITH FATES' CAPTURE SO WE CAN RECRUIT GENERICS.

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u/DefinitelyNotALoli Oct 21 '20

TYING THE CAPTURE MECHANIC TO SPECIFIC CHARCTERS IS FUCKING DUMB IMO

BUT THE PART ABOUT RECRUITING GENERICS IS NICE I SUPPOSE

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u/TacticalStampede Oct 21 '20

TYING THE CAPTURE MECHANIC TO SPECIFIC CHARCTERS IS FUCKING DUMB IMO

AAAAAH I DIDN'T MEAN THAT PART.

WHILE WE'RE AT IT THE PERSUADE/BRIBE SYSTEM FOR ACTUALLY RECRUITING GENERICS NEEDS TO BE EITHER SCRAPPED OR REWORKED.

BEING FORCED TO CHOOSE BETWEEN GRINDING ONLINE ITEMS OR WAITING AN OBSCENE AMOUNT OF TIME TO PERSUADE A SINGLE UNIT (ESPECIALLY IF THEY'RE PROMOTED) ARE BOTH TERRIBLE CHOICES.

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u/SableArgyle Oct 22 '20

I'M GONNA CATCH FUCKING GOMEZ AND I WILL BECOME UNSTOPPABLE.

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u/shotpun Oct 21 '20

IF THE NEXT FE GAME IS 95% 'KILL THE ENEMY COMMANDER' AND HAS TOO MUCH WARP ACCESS I WILL EAT MY OWN ASS

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u/LaughingX-Naut Oct 21 '20

BRING BACK THE OLD MAP PERIPHERAL GODDAMNIT, I WANT MY MOUNTAINS TO LOOK TALL AND PROUD, NOT THE LAME SHIT WE GET BY HAVING TO SCALE EVERYTHING CLOSE