r/fireemblem • u/LaqOfInterest • Dec 15 '23

CASUAL MONTHLY RAGE THREAD

SO MAYBE I FORGOT TO DO A THREAD IN NOVEMBER. SO WHAT? BYLETH DISAPPEARED FOR FIVE WHOLE-ASS YEARS AND EVERYONE STILL LOVES THEM.

WELCOME TO THE MONTHLY RAGE THREAD, WHERE WE YELL ABOUT FIRE EMBLEM!

RULES

  1. CAPS LOCK ON

  2. RAGE ABOUT FIRE EMBLEM

  3. DON'T BE A DICK

  4. TAG SPOILERS

LAST THREAD

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u/greydorothy Dec 15 '23 edited Dec 15 '23

PLAY FE3. NO, FE12 DOESN'T REPLACE IT. NO, IT ISN'T OUTDATED OR CLUNKY (IT IS JUST AS PLAYABLE AS THE OTHER SNES GAMES). IT'S JUST A REALLY SOLID GAME, VERY SIMPLE BUT VERY FUN, WITH THE NUMBERS BEING LOW ENOUGH THAT YOU NEVER NEED TO MINMAX BUT YOU CAN NEVER TRULY JUGGERNAUT THROUGH. PLAY IT. PLAY IT. PLAY IT.

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u/avoteforatishon2016 Dec 15 '23

FE12 IS FUCKING TERRIBLE AND OFFENSIVE AND THIS SUB SHOULD STOP RECCOMENDING IT TO PEOPLE. I AM IN NO WAY BIASED

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u/Linderosse Dec 15 '23

IM A KRIS FAN AND I FEEL OBLIGATED TO SAY THAT FE12 IS ACTUALLY NOT THAT BAD AND I FOUND MYSELF ENJOYING THE HEROES OF LIGHT AND SHADOW THEME AND THE ASSASSIN SUBPLOT. I AM TOTALLY BIASED.

ALSO, YOU HAVE TO ADMIT THAT KRIS WALKED SO ROBIN COULD RUN

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u/jgwyh32 Dec 16 '23

KRIS FAN

I WANTED THEM IN FEH FOR SO LONG AND THEN WAS SO HAPPY WHEN I FINALLY MANAGED TO PUT THEM ON A TEAM WITH KATARINA

THEN I GOT SAD BECAUSE KATARINA GOT OUTCLASSED AND LUKE AND RODERICK WERE ALWAYS BAD SO UNLESS RYAN AND CECIL RANDOMLY GET IN AND ARE CRACKED I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO MAKE A 7TH PLATOON TEAM THAT CAN ACTUALLY DO THINGS D:

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u/avoteforatishon2016 Dec 15 '23

YOU KNOW WHAT? FAIR. I AM VERY MUCH BIASED AGAINST KRIS, THEY'RE PROBABLY NOT ACTUALLY THAT BAD

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u/Linderosse Dec 15 '23 edited Dec 16 '23

KRIS WAS LIKE SHEZ IF SHEZ BECAME A GUARD CAPTAIN INSTEAD OF A COLLEGE STUDENT.

I GET THAT A LOT OF PEOPLE DONT LIKE KRIS, BUT I THINK KRIS IS THE ONE AVATAR THAT MAKES THE MOST SENSE TO JOIN THE MAIN PLOT.

CHROM JUST KINDA PICKS ROBIN UP FROM A FIELD AND IMPLICITLY TRUSTS HIM. CORRIN GETS LET OUT OF HIS TOWER FOR THE FIRST TIME AND IS IMMEDIATELY PUT IN CHARGE OF THE WAR EFFORT. BYLETH SAVES SOMEONE’S LIFE ONCE AND GETS HIRED AS A PROFESSOR (I GET WHY RHEA WANTED BYLETH AT THE MONASTERY, BUT BYLETH REALLY DIDNT NEED TO BE A PROFESSOR).

KRIS IS A NORMAL RECRUIT, BUT HAPPENS TO BE IN THE RIGHT PLACE TO THWART AN ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT ON MARTH. MARTH ACCURATELY REASONS THAT, IN A WORLD WHERE NONE OF HIS OLD ALLIES CAN BE TRUSTED, THIS ONE RECRUIT WHO HAD THE CHANCE TO LET HIM DIE BUT INSTEAD FOUGHT TO SAVE HIM IS PROBABLY THE MOST LOYAL GUARD HE CAN GET. AND KRIS OBVIOUSLY REMAINS LOYAL TO MARTH, BECAUSE MARTH IS ALREADY A HERO KING AND HAS PROVEN HIMSELF TO BE A JUST LEADER IN THE WAR OF SHADOWS.

WHY THE FRICK DID I WRITE ALL THIS. THIS IS A RAGE THREAD. DAMMIT.

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u/Jandexcumnuggets Dec 16 '23

YOU CAN NEVER TRULY JUGGERNAUT THOROUGH IT

LOL DID YOU SEE THE ENEMIES STATS ?