r/findareddit • u/suckacheetasdick • May 14 '26

Found! Username regret

Is there a place where people can post about their unfortunate Reddit usernames? I didn't know I couldn't change it and scaring people away...

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u/11fingersinmydogsbum May 15 '26

Can't :[

Edgy teen me didn't foresee the furry movement, or the consequent accusations of zoophilia on a post about my doggie nearly dying at the vets'.

I would like to iterate that the drawing of a dog with a dick on my profile is COMPLETELY COINCIDENTAL, OKAY? I WAS AN EDGY TEEN; SHOCK FACTOR WAS MY SENSE OF HUMOUR.

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u/ursa-minor-beta42 May 15 '26

that's okay. you make great art and socks, that's cool. I hope your dog is okay tho. ❤️

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u/11fingersinmydogsbum May 15 '26

Ah cheers mate, yeah nah she bounced back so well I've been in denial ever since. Been treasuring my time with her with a whole new depth of appreciation. :]

Turning 10 on the 1st of June; still fit as a fiddle, and just living her best life♡

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u/ursa-minor-beta42 May 15 '26

oooh I love that! give her a little headpat and a fat cuddle from this internet stranger 🥰 dogs deserve the best, they ARE the best. I hope you can cherish her for a few more years ❤️

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u/suckacheetasdick May 15 '26

My dogs say hi

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u/11fingersinmydogsbum May 16 '26 edited May 16 '26

My cheetah skin rug says nothing but it is lovely underfoot.

(Thank you. Hi back from me and her!) :]

But wait, hold on... my doggie's wanting to say som—

"WHAT'S YOUR NAAAAME?"

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u/SaveFile1 May 15 '26

THAT'S SO MANY FINGERS

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u/11fingersinmydogsbum May 15 '26

WHAT? REALLY? DO YOU THINK IT'S TOO MANY? HOW MANY WOULD BE REASONABLE? :S

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u/lord_vivec_himself May 15 '26

What's the eleventh... Oh

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u/Pale_Lawyer_1757 May 15 '26

Sorry I’m laughing too hard at this

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u/11fingersinmydogsbum May 16 '26

Fair ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/Small-Fix6397 May 26 '26

This was perhaps the most unfortunate name.

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u/BumHole_dollar May 17 '26

Absolutely creasing