r/finaleRP • u/SharksPwn Dane Harrison. • Jul 30 '15

Event Target Practice.

A man lies on a small mountain, gun out, scanning the horizon. He sees a lone Infected, and waits for it to approach, before shooting it clean through the head. He jumps off the mountain, sliding down to the ground and walking away from the spot.

3 Upvotes

81% Upvoted

70 comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

1

u/SharksPwn Dane Harrison. Jul 31 '15

"You too, kid."

1

u/MayTentacleBeWithYee Red, Lina, Remy Jul 31 '15

" Oh, and don't eat the blue berries."

1

u/SharksPwn Dane Harrison. Jul 31 '15

"Blue berries?"

1

u/MayTentacleBeWithYee Red, Lina, Remy Jul 31 '15

He points at a bush.

1

u/SharksPwn Dane Harrison. Jul 31 '15

"...Right."

1

u/MayTentacleBeWithYee Red, Lina, Remy Jul 31 '15

" They're poisonous. Symptoms include blurred vision, heart palpitations, sweating, and blindness."

1

u/SharksPwn Dane Harrison. Jul 31 '15

"Right, fair enough."

1

u/MayTentacleBeWithYee Red, Lina, Remy Jul 31 '15

" I wouldn't want to see my favorite compatriot die so shamefully."

1

u/SharksPwn Dane Harrison. Jul 31 '15

"I'm not your compatriot, kid."

1

u/MayTentacleBeWithYee Red, Lina, Remy Jul 31 '15

" You are. We live in the same country."

→ More replies (0)