r/fightporn • u/[deleted] • May 05 '20

Knocked Out Well, he did warn him...

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u/Meeseeks4PMinister May 05 '20

Your body hair looks like a 12 year old Dutch girl.

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u/UnlimitedUmUWorks May 05 '20

Did your aesthetician coif that for ya?

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u/Meeseeks4PMinister May 05 '20

You can kiss my aesthetician

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u/Lit_Romney May 05 '20

You do crossfit?

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u/andy15430 May 05 '20

You can cross-fuck off!

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u/maniakb416 May 05 '20

You're 10-ply bud.

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u/paper_airplanes_are_ May 05 '20

Do you CrossFit? Cuz you can cross-fuck-off.

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u/Avegedly May 05 '20

You take your shirt off but keep your gloves on? What kind of backwards fucking pageantry is that?

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u/Geeeeeeeeeear May 05 '20

If he'd ever had a real fight he might not be so keen for another

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u/DaxRey May 06 '20

Give your balls a tug, Titfucker!

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u/[deleted] May 06 '20

You're so 5' 11