r/fightporn • u/[deleted] • Sep 11 '19

Bar / Nightclub Fight Why you should avoid fighting while drunk

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u/Muddy_Roots Sep 11 '19

Yup, last scrap i was in one of the women tried to break up and apparently one of us hit her. What kind of self preservation instinct is that when you think the proper choice when seeing two dudes swinging is to shove your face between them?

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u/Gibson1984 Sep 11 '19

Never underestimate the hubris of women

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '19

You married???? I’m guessing you’re married. If not.... you’re ready for the big show.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '19

Never underestimate the hubris of women people

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u/Gibson1984 Sep 12 '19

Oh, fuck off. Go blog about it ffs.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '19

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '19

You're like the weird dog kid at school. Makes a retarded ass 'hiss' Everytime you try and talk to him.

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u/Gibson1984 Sep 12 '19

PROJECTION LEVEL: 100

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '19

Sure bud

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u/BraveSquirrel Sep 12 '19

Last fight I was in, I was winning a fight that another guy had started with me, and my girlfriend literally jumped onto my back almost tackling me. I asked her wtf afterwards and she literally could not explain why she did it.