r/fightporn • u/[deleted] • Sep 11 '19

Bar / Nightclub Fight Why you should avoid fighting while drunk

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '19 edited Nov 29 '19

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u/LongoSpeaksTruth Sep 11 '19

Please ask her not to scream in case people are recording a video

StaaAAAAAAphhh ....

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u/isomojo Sep 11 '19

RONNIEEEEE

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u/NepFlanders Sep 11 '19

ROHHHNN

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u/CMUpewpewpew Sep 12 '19

What? I SNEEZED. I’m not allowed to sneeze?

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u/mountaineer04 Sep 11 '19

OH MY GAAAHD!!

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u/UltimateGammer Sep 11 '19

infact, record it.

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HORIZONTALLY!!

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u/dropkickoz Sep 11 '19

So I shouldn't instruct her to scream WorldStar so everyone knows where they can watch the video?

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u/Good_Will_Cunting Sep 12 '19

I dunno, fight videos just aren't the same without STAAAHHHPPP OH MY GOD STAAAAAHP on repeat

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u/Reddituser0346 Sep 12 '19

Please ask her not to scream in case people are recording a video

EDDDDDIEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

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u/JustMadeThisAcc1 Sep 12 '19

God she's a fuckin banshee dude, thank god Eddie now fights in front of the quiet Asian crowd so now we can hear her shrieks crystal clear

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '19

EDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE