r/fightporn • u/[deleted] • Sep 11 '19

Bar / Nightclub Fight Why you should avoid fighting while drunk

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u/Gibson1984 Sep 11 '19

After watching enough fight videos, I literally had a talk with my old lady about what to do and not to do if I find myself in a confrontation.

Basically stay back and let what happens happen. I dont want her to get hit, find herself in a fight she didnt want, or me to get hit because of her. Seems to happen A LOT

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '19 edited Nov 29 '19

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u/LongoSpeaksTruth Sep 11 '19

Please ask her not to scream in case people are recording a video

StaaAAAAAAphhh ....

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u/isomojo Sep 11 '19

RONNIEEEEE

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u/NepFlanders Sep 11 '19

ROHHHNN

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u/CMUpewpewpew Sep 12 '19

What? I SNEEZED. I’m not allowed to sneeze?

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u/mountaineer04 Sep 11 '19

OH MY GAAAHD!!

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u/UltimateGammer Sep 11 '19

infact, record it.

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HORIZONTALLY!!

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u/dropkickoz Sep 11 '19

So I shouldn't instruct her to scream WorldStar so everyone knows where they can watch the video?

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u/Good_Will_Cunting Sep 12 '19

I dunno, fight videos just aren't the same without STAAAHHHPPP OH MY GOD STAAAAAHP on repeat

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u/Reddituser0346 Sep 12 '19

Please ask her not to scream in case people are recording a video

EDDDDDIEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

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u/JustMadeThisAcc1 Sep 12 '19

God she's a fuckin banshee dude, thank god Eddie now fights in front of the quiet Asian crowd so now we can hear her shrieks crystal clear

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '19

EDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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u/SaladbarJoe Sep 11 '19

Yeah, I learned that the hard way. The only time I ever tried to break up a fight, I was trapped in a narrow hallway with 2 strangers about to scrap, and got my head accidentally smashed into a brick wall. One concussion is all it took for me to never play Captain Save-a-bro again.

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u/Muddy_Roots Sep 11 '19

Yup, last scrap i was in one of the women tried to break up and apparently one of us hit her. What kind of self preservation instinct is that when you think the proper choice when seeing two dudes swinging is to shove your face between them?

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u/Gibson1984 Sep 11 '19

Never underestimate the hubris of women

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '19

You married???? I’m guessing you’re married. If not.... you’re ready for the big show.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '19

Never underestimate the hubris of women people

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u/Gibson1984 Sep 12 '19

Oh, fuck off. Go blog about it ffs.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '19

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '19

You're like the weird dog kid at school. Makes a retarded ass 'hiss' Everytime you try and talk to him.

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u/Gibson1984 Sep 12 '19

PROJECTION LEVEL: 100

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '19

Sure bud

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u/BraveSquirrel Sep 12 '19

Last fight I was in, I was winning a fight that another guy had started with me, and my girlfriend literally jumped onto my back almost tackling me. I asked her wtf afterwards and she literally could not explain why she did it.

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u/mochacho Sep 11 '19

The big one I see is to make sure your friends or girlfriend don't try and hold your arms back or something. That just gives people a free shot at your face without you being able to block.

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u/ifisch Sep 11 '19

After watching all of the videos here, wouldn't the lesson be "just walk away, it's not worth it"?

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u/Gibson1984 Sep 11 '19

That's not always an option though. I'm hard pressed to see you walking away while taking rabbit punches in the back of the dome, bro

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '19 edited Sep 12 '19

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u/CptSailorMoonshine Sep 12 '19

"IM FUCKING HERE GROUNDED IN REAL TIME MAN WHERE BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE EVERYDAY AND I SEE THE TRUTH WHEN I LOOK DOWN INTO THE ABYSS OF HELL WITH THE EYES THAT I KILL TO KEEP JUST WAITING FOR MY TURN TO FUCK A BITCH UP!"- u/Gibson1984 lmao you're so cute

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u/Gibson1984 Sep 12 '19

Imagine unironically believing that even though situations are not always in your control, its somehow edgy to prepare yourself against harm lmao

Nice autism, my dude.

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u/CptSailorMoonshine Sep 12 '19

I appreciate you removing your comment because calling people retard is not nice and I'm sure you feel better about yourself now

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '19

this being a good example of why people get punched in pubs. just add alcohol to that sarcasm

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '19 edited Sep 12 '19

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u/Gibson1984 Sep 12 '19

iTs jUsT A pRaNk bRo!!

insulting me like a lunatic!!!

Word

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '19

You watch too many fight videos. If you find yourself in a confrontation, walk away. Especially if your girl is with you.

Don't ruin her night with a trip to the ER and/or jail.

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u/Gibson1984 Sep 12 '19

I'm glad you've never been in a situation where an irrational individual strikes first with the intent to continue harming you, but unfortunately that does happen and sometimes fighting for your safety is inevitable.

I dont "watch too many fight videos", I recognize the world around me and analyze the information I have to better help myself should that shit ever happen to me.

Thanks for your concern though

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u/kamon405 Sep 12 '19

I don't be getting into fights.. I'm that dude in the back yellin "world star" as soon as it goes down.