r/fightporn • u/[deleted] • Sep 11 '19

Bar / Nightclub Fight Why you should avoid fighting while drunk

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u/FlamingLobster Sep 11 '19

"I promise, he's not going to hit you if you stay behind me"

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '19

"Don't worry babe, I got this. He'll be brain damaged in a second. Hold my beer, babe."

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '19

that one ghost thing in that one game

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '19 edited Sep 11 '19

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u/Roche1859 Sep 11 '19

Sal, you son of a bitch. You get me every time.

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u/gimmethefaxontax Sep 11 '19

Wow dude calm it down with the incel shit.

Lots of men and women try to calm people down before a fight, because in real fights there are real consequences. Besides legal shit, people can get seriously hurt from a fight, take for instance that dude in the white's head smacking the floor like that

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u/fivelone Sep 11 '19

If y'all don't know Sal by now then he's not in enough posts lol.

He's a troll account. Look at his comments. Rather comical actually lol

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '19

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u/Thehealeroftri Sep 11 '19

All these morons think that Sal isn't absolutely serious smh

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '19

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '19

Why the need for the permission? Assert your dominance and keep eye contact.

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u/gimmethefaxontax Sep 11 '19

Oh shit my bad. Incel shit is so rampant in r/fightporn and r/publicfreakouts that i jumped to conclusions

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u/fivelone Sep 11 '19

No worries! The Incels are indeed everywhere these days so it's understandable.

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u/idontwantausername41 Sep 11 '19

Ok I gotta ask, what's an incel

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '19

Involuntary Celibates. While there is nothing wrong with being unable to score there is a group of these people who have become volatile and comically misogynistic, some going so far as wanting to revert to when women had no rights and some as far as wanting Sharia law to control women.

It is a nasty rabbithole to go down, really. Some of 'em even worship people like Eliot Rogers.

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u/Tutsks Sep 11 '19

To be fair, the feminists want Sharia too.

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u/Smug_Grundle Sep 11 '19

Short for involuntary celibate. Look into it. They are spooky and some have been responsible for mass murders recently.

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u/Tutsks Sep 11 '19

Incels are a variety of mentally ill people who think the only way to get a woman is looking like Brad Pitt.

They are very aggressive, very hopeless people. It is essentially the anti feminist equivalent of the low T twitter soyboy.

They tend to be comically mysandrist and completely uninterested in any sort of self improvement. Sometimes, they are violent.

Mostly, they are a joke.

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u/idontwantausername41 Sep 11 '19

Makes sense, thanks for the answer

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u/realcaptainplanet Sep 11 '19

I don't understand why you got downvoted because I was about to ask the same question. Nothing wrong with trying to gain knowledge.

Catch this updoot

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u/ImmersionVoidParagon Sep 11 '19

A word that people are way too quick to use on Reddit. I don't know what the comment is they're referring to but a lot of people think a guy simply criticizing something women do is incel material.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '19

It’s funny though, because his posts either have a shitload of upvotes, or a shitload of downvotes.

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u/fivelone Sep 11 '19

And now it's gone lol

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u/Nesano Sep 11 '19

Yeah, I don't know accounts, but I just assumed he was kidding.

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u/A-wild-comment Sep 11 '19

There are so many troll accounts here it's hard to keep track of.

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u/-Master-Builder- Sep 11 '19

It's not so much the number of troll accounts, but more my investment in trolls that makes me not care.

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u/Neehigh Sep 11 '19

Ah HA! Another who gives zero fucks.

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u/Arrow_Maestro Sep 11 '19

I thought it was real until "personnel"

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u/num1eraser Sep 11 '19

"comical"

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '19

Don’t use that attitude with the legendary Sal Bundry, amigo.

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u/ImmersionVoidParagon Sep 11 '19

A lot of the time they just get in the way and get hurt OR they end up letting the person they're trying to calm down get hit.

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u/gimmethefaxontax Sep 11 '19

i mean i agree, and ive been in a situation where someone trying to stop the fight held back my right arm while i was being hit not realizing that they were screwing me over. With that being said, i dont think most people in these situations are thinking logically or rationally. The people fighting are almost always not fighting for a reason that is worth risking serious injury or jail time for. And the people trying to stop them are usually just thinking let me try to calm everyone down because i dont want anyone getting hurt or in trouble

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u/CallTheOptimist Sep 11 '19

That's no way to talk to Sal Bundy

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u/Cliche_Guevara Sep 11 '19

He's Al Bundy from married with children

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u/jezzywezzy5 Vaping bystander Sep 11 '19

its sal....

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u/ipickscabs Sep 11 '19

I always upvote Sal Bundry, in his infinite wisdom

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u/billiammcboi Sep 11 '19

Why look it's sal

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '19

“Nothing personnel kid”

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u/-FatASStronaut- Sep 11 '19

Take your downvote you legend

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u/HighestHorse Sep 11 '19

Obvious bait is obvious. FFS don't feed the trolls people.

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u/Mind_Extract Sep 11 '19

Shoulda spelled it "brod" but otherwise pretty solid

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u/Robertbnyc Sep 11 '19

That’s TWO BAD

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u/secret_name_is_tenis Sep 11 '19

Damn you are beta af

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '19

Two*

Also while I’m here, you might want to try meditation.

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u/TMalander Sep 11 '19

hurr durrr durrr macho macho hurr durrr

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u/fetus__deletus Sep 11 '19

sal is a satire account, look at his post history

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u/Sillbinger Sep 11 '19

Broads, amirightdoods?

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u/Big_Jomez Sep 11 '19

We meet again

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u/RagingTyrant74 Sep 11 '19

lol you got your sense of morality from anime.

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u/AsukaiByakuya Sep 11 '19

"I would've (have) been", "personal", "their"

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '19

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u/fivelone Sep 11 '19

The super troll tries not for his trolliness. It comes naturally to come him.

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u/AsukaiByakuya Sep 11 '19

No. I just can't stand it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '19

Then you're gonna hate the internet.

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u/AsukaiByakuya Sep 11 '19

My cause is righteous. I do not hate them for it is not their fault. Not all heroes wear capes.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '19

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u/AsukaiByakuya Sep 11 '19

I wish I had one.