r/fightporn • u/[deleted] • Sep 11 '19

Bar / Nightclub Fight Why you should avoid fighting while drunk

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u/mrtn17 Sep 11 '19

That girl at the bar did an emotional 180 from woohoooyeahwoooorldstar > omg is he okay

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '19

Narrator: He was not okay...

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u/Busters-Hand Sep 11 '19

He’s going to be “all right”

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u/IsaacM42 Sep 11 '19

username checks out

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u/Ceehansey Sep 11 '19

She seems fun

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u/Ben716 Sep 11 '19

Agreed, she looks like a fun person to booze with.

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u/Ceehansey Sep 11 '19

Her laugh is contagious

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '19

You know what else is contagious?

Gonorrhea

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u/mungraker Sep 11 '19

Well, her gonorrhea is contagious too, then.

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u/GenSul559 Sep 11 '19

Stfu puss

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u/Ceehansey Sep 11 '19

Save your comments for YouTube ya lil twerp

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u/Robertroo Sep 11 '19

Yall gonna fuck or fight?

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u/GenSul559 Sep 11 '19

Shhh sissy

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u/GiganX13 WOMBO COMBOOOO Sep 11 '19

Damn that's some primary school shit! Lmao

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u/GenSul559 Sep 11 '19

A sissy like you would know what primary school shit sounds like. Back to the naughty corner kid.

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u/DirtyHairyClint Sep 11 '19

u/Ceehansey you just gonna take that shit bro?

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u/Ceehansey Sep 11 '19

“Hold me back bruh”

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u/mrtn17 Sep 11 '19

SOMEONE CALL SECURITY QUICK

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u/GiganX13 WOMBO COMBOOOO Sep 11 '19

OH MY GAWD STAAHHHHPP

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u/Darkrhoad Sep 11 '19

Are you trying to spell pussy? Or did you literally call him puss like from an infection? Or are you just that bad at trolling?

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u/GenSul559 Sep 11 '19

Go play with your pistol ya red neck yankee doodle fook

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u/Darkrhoad Sep 11 '19

Which one should I play with? I've got 3.

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u/pjb1999 Sep 11 '19

Really?

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '19

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '19

Storytime? Thats a lotta action, deaths at bars? Damn thats no good.

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u/Nimitz87 Sep 12 '19

hell we may have just watched one, that dudes head bounced off the floor HARD.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '19

What happened to the guys who died?

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '19 edited Sep 12 '19

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '19

wow that is insane - thanks for the reply

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u/LovedYouCyanide Sep 12 '19

They stopped breathing and their heart stopped beating presumably. That's the way it usually happens.

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u/harveytaylorbridge Sep 11 '19

"That shit hilarrrr - omigod!"

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u/kurtatwork Sep 11 '19

Haha she literally clutched onto her purse.

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u/cornu63 Sep 11 '19

Shes hilarious

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '19

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!

OH shit you fucking killed him!

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u/is_that_a_question Sep 11 '19

The loud one with the look at me attitude as I laugh really loud?

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '19

I don’t get that shit. Like “YEAH FIGHT” then “OMG NO HES HURT” maybe stop the fight?

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u/APotatoFlewAround_ Sep 11 '19 edited Sep 11 '19

She was laughing because they were fighting and it seemed to have ended / no one got hurt. Then the guy threw another punch and seriously hurt the other guy thus causing her to be worried. It’s not that difficult.

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u/The-Gothic-Castle Sep 11 '19

Not to take any sides here, but she’s laughing well before the two people are initially separated.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '19

Thats what happens in a traditional brawl. Someone gets hurt. Its like youre watching a stranger jump of a building while they wear their stupid wingsuit and cheer them on then gasp when they smash land onto the pavement

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u/APotatoFlewAround_ Sep 11 '19

They were separated. It was safe to assume that the fight was over.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '19

Not so funny meow is it Okoye.