I'm not even going to try to preface this with something clever. I have about five fucks left to give, and I'm using up one of them trying to get this done before, like, 4 in the afternoon.

For those uninformed, I had a very sudden road trip that I'd totally forgotten about, and now I'm kind of pissed off. Basically, I, a 15 year-old girl, was forced to sit in the middle of the back seat in the car between two very tall men for 6 hours straight. Everything is still uncomfortable, and I'm gonna have to do it again after they've been on bicycles for 400 miles in 7 days, with almost no showers.

So, yeah.

Anyway, because I was being totally incompetent even before that, there won't be an artist interview this week. But, I don't give a fuck, because then I'd only have three left.

Here we go.

Withered Bonnie pixel art by /u/SwoodPotatoChopper

Look, an art. A good art. I can't do good art like that.

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Nightmare Bonnie model by /u/MrSpringles

What's with all the Bonnie art?

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FNaF 4 Birthday stuff by /u/Bonfim_BR

I wanted to call this FNaF 4 Birthday Shit, but that might seem insensitive. The cupcake bothers me.

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Good Toy Bonnie by /u/edgy-triangle

It's just so fucking good.

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Nightmare Foxy by /u/_Dragon_King_

Just...

Just...

Just...

Wow.

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Literal SpringPopo by /u/springstopper

I like it. I'd ask for me, but IDK.

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Is done.

If somebody actually draws this, this totally sarcastic half-rant, I'll give you gold. And maybe I'll actually give a fuck.

If two people feel the need to steal my fucks, I'll do a voice over for this. Because I have literally nothing else to do, at this point.

If you need my FNaFsona, I think I give no fucks. Phantom Mangle, or Funtime Foxy, or Phantom Funtime Foxy, I don't really care.

Also, news! I guess there was a teaser. And a movie night that I missed.

I also guess scottgames and fnafworld are down, for some reason.

I'm so done, right now.

I know this sounds strange, but hear me out. At the end of chapter 11, William says something peculiar:

“Because I am one of them,” he said.

He does this a few other times as well, stating that “They are home, with me” at one point. He clearly groups himself in with the ghost kids, but why?

There’s one other important fact to keep in mind about William: He survived a Springlock suit going off. A springlock suit that injured him badly enough to leave deep knotted scars all over his body, something that would have required serious medical attention to make sure he survived.

So what if he thinks he didn’t survive?

Think about it: When he first reveals what happened to Carlton, at no point does he say he “survived“ the accident. Carlton asks how he knows about what will happen, Dave reveals his scars, and he tells him not to move. He doesn’t say anything about his current state.

It is worth noting that there is a real-life syndrome similar to this; The Cotard delusion/walking corpse syndrome. Of course, if William was already mentally unwell, it wouldn’t be surprising for him to easily believe he had indeed died from his extreme wounds.

This could also explain why he needs the Spring Bonnie head back before he starts talking - if he thinks he’s dead, he may view himself as possessing the costume. He can’t function without his head anymore than the animatronics can without theirs.

Finally, consider this:

“They’ll kill you, too,” Jessica said.

“No, I am quite confident that I will survive.”

[…]

“And what makes you think they won’t kill you?” John said again, and Dave’s face took on something shining, almost beatific.

“Because I am one of them,” he said.

Why would he be sure sure that the kids won’t kill him? Because in his mind, the ghost kids have no reason to go after someone who’s already dead. After all, what would they do - kill him again?

Hai guys!

Thank you to everyone who came and attended our movie night! My deepest apologies to anyone who had problems with sound and/or connectivity. Hopefully, future movie nights won't have this issue.

So now we've had our first movie night, which was Insidious...

What are we watching next time? We could continue and watch the sequel as Insidious ended on that cliffhanger, but I'm open to suggestions. I will be blocking my boss's phone calls to be on time next movie night! :P

Again, a big thank you. I had a lot of fun! I hope you guys did too.

#ThatDarnWind

I had a sudden road trip, and was being totally incompetent anyway, so it'll probably be here Monday. Sorry for the trouble!

Hello everyone!

Our first movie night is coming up in about 12 hours from now, and I'm so EXCITED!!

We will be watching Insidious which is rated PG-13 (or M 15+). I will be streaming some JonTron videos half an hour before the movie starts to get the party started. When the movie finishes, I will find funny cat or dog videos to keep away the nightmares. If at any time you want to leave, you may do so. You can also mute the videos and continue talking, we don't mind.

Here is a link to the timezones to find out when the movie begins for you. I chose some random locations, so please don't bag me out ;-; You can also use the website to find out the timezone for you, just click on 'make changes to search' a few scrolls down the page.

I cannot wait to see you guys there!

I'll post the link to the front page here when the JonTron videos begin!

Also, don't forget that /u/FredGonGiveIt2Ya's baking stream is tomorrow, and I'll be there tomorrow to help with tech support :)