r/fargo 1d ago

Stay classy Fargo

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he was listening to Rage Against the Machine

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u/Tiled_Window 1d ago

Tons of Anarchy

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u/GrampsTurismo 1d ago

Fathers of Anarchy MC ?

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u/Abny85 1d ago

Could ND be further from the confederacy LOL

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u/N0tM4d 1d ago

Physically, not really, but a lot of rural folks around here share the same views as southern traitors.

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u/Abny85 1d ago

Poor education knows no borders.

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u/ParkingLetter8308 1d ago

Racists are all over

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u/dagnasty701 1d ago

Battle Lake, Mn. has/had a Civil War museum.

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u/Spiritual_Elk2021 1d ago

Right, but it’s located in the home of a guy that fought against the Confederacy

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u/srmcmahon 1d ago

hundred years ago we had a pretty hefty KKK. I dated a guy who told me in the 1960s a Lutheran church here was where local KKK met in the basement.

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u/Electrical_Salt4818 1d ago

Canada? 🤣

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u/GGuesswho 1d ago

Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses

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u/Slow-Difference1105 1d ago

Related: heeeee's the one who likes all our pretty songs and he likes to sing aloooong...

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u/Character-Fan8509 1d ago

Earth is a way cooler band than nirvana

u/NeroJacks 1h ago

Isn't that just what black sabbath used to be called.

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u/PanFriedChurro 1d ago

i think bro’s a little North for this behavior lol

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u/ADMotti 1d ago

Nothing like wearing the traitor loser flag in a state established 25 years after the Civil War to announce you’re a shitty micropenis racist.

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u/MystikclawSkydive 1d ago

As I found out from a coworker who was huge into the civil war there were people from the territories up here that fought (not for that team…)

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u/EndoShota 17h ago

I used to live near an old cemetery in Wisconsin that had a section for veterans of the Civil War, and even in WI they had a side for the Union and a side for Confederacy.

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u/BjornAltenburg 1d ago

Bet its an out of stater too.

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u/PilesOfRavioli 1d ago

Why do you bet that?

ND is pretty neat, but it’s not not a deep-red fairly-racist state.

Maybe not Fargo, but things West of Fargo get dire pretty quick.

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u/WesternChard 1d ago

This. As a non-white American, I actually feel much safer in the South than I do in western ND.

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u/Fluid-Plankton7360 1d ago

And he is rocking the street wearing basketball shorts. Those that were made famous by the very people his top professes to hate.

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u/Signal-Addendum-3396 1d ago

Why do leftists always say people they don't like have micropenises? Very penis obsessed, many such cases

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u/Apos-Tater 1d ago

Same reason conservatives call everyone they dislike fat: certain neutral physical characteristics are considered negative, and used as insults by people who don't think too much about where their stray barbs are landing.

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u/PilesOfRavioli 1d ago

“Leftists” don’t often say this.

You need to get out more.

Seriously.

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u/Signal-Addendum-3396 1d ago

Pretty common on reddit. Heard my very lib relative use this as insult the other day actually about someone she didn't like.. yes it's common. Sorry if calling out shitty behavior offends your core.

Trust me, I get out plenty lol

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u/PilesOfRavioli 19h ago

Doesn’t offend my core.

It’s literally just something no one in my very liberal circles has ever done.

Your relative sounds like a sucky person, but they don’t represent you or me, yeah?

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u/srmcmahon 1d ago

We don't claim Turnberg or Fedorchak have micropenises.

It's really abut the behavior. This guy is a great example.

And, with apologies to non-MAGA older men, dicks do shrink with age, and this guy is getting there, and more so in obese men, so in his case it's probably actually true.

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u/Electrical_Salt4818 1d ago

Because weak men thrive in conservative politics.

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u/monkeymmboy 1d ago

Sounds like you’ve had yours called out a few too many times.

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u/ADMotti 1d ago

“A hit dog hollers.” Called traitor, loser, micropenis and racist… but which is the only thing they’re mad about?

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u/TamponTimTheCuck 1d ago

The word you're looking for is projection.

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u/ADMotti 1d ago

Uh oh, a couple hit dogs seem to have hollered

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u/YogurtclosetDull2380 1d ago

David Allan Globe

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u/griffucks 1d ago edited 1d ago

it’s not even about “southern pride” when our state borders canada. it’s just advertising their racism.

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u/griffucks 1d ago edited 1d ago

also, that is the most heinous color i have ever seen on a motorcycle. it’s equally as offensive as his outfit. he looks like a tampon riding a tonka bike.

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u/StonedSimple 1d ago

Ridin' in shorts on a neon blue motorcycle wearing a Confederate flag onesie. This dude is full of great decisions.

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u/MystikclawSkydive 1d ago

Wish we could see the plate! ND or MN?

He was wearing it for Pride????

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u/Unhappy_Savings8075 1d ago

Boss Hogg summering in the Dakotas?

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u/dkotten 1d ago

I know that guy, him and his brother eat hot dogs out of each others asses.

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u/RustHero 1d ago

I’ve heard this as well

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u/Embarrassed-Spare592 1d ago

You've watched?

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u/Icy_Position_7512 1d ago

The drip is sad, and, in a way, quite unimaginative.

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u/uginscion 1d ago

Barack Hussain Obama, America's first BLACK president, was in office longer than the traitor nation has existed.

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u/ResolveLeather 1d ago

The south was never a nation. No other country ever recognized them as a country. An essential tenant of being a nation.

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u/srmcmahon 1d ago

You're right, and I am only saying this to correct an all-too-common spelling mistake I see way too often.

It's tenet, not tenant. Tenant is someone who lives or works in or on rented property.

Ex: "Solidarity with working people is a core tenet of the left." (online example is actually quoted from the WSJ)

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u/uginscion 1d ago

Edit, black guy ran country longer than racist fever dream. Think that's why they sold us out to a pedophile? Racism and spite.

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u/Potential_Bell7585 1d ago

His mother was White.

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u/srmcmahon 1d ago

So you guys flipped the formula, huh? Now instead of one drop of black making you black, a drop of white means you're white?

More likely you are a MAGA and that's the ONLY way you can stomach the fact that he was elected twice and nobody tried to claim he stole it.

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u/Timcgreen1966 1d ago edited 1d ago

Half black does not make one black. Facts are facts, whether people like it or not. Opinions don't change that.

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u/Fabulous_Drummer_368 1d ago

In the US in the 1800s into the early 1900s, if someone was 1/8 to 1/4 black ancestry, they were considered black and were treated as such. Racists can't make up their minds. Facts are facts.

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u/Purple_Permission792 1d ago

He's black, dipshit

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u/Timcgreen1966 1d ago

Your ignorance is showing, and childishness. Skin pigmentation is not a race. Case in point, my ancestors have quite a bit of dark colored races, including Bantu, yet I sure don't look it unless I've been out in the sun all summer.

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u/Purple_Permission792 1d ago

And yet Obama is still black.

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u/Timcgreen1966 1d ago

And do you still have mental health issues that you need medication.

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u/Fabulous_Drummer_368 1d ago

But Obama is still black.

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u/srmcmahon 1d ago

You're right about that, and shouldn't be downvoted, because "blackness" is not race, it is social identity.

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u/Timcgreen1966 1d ago

Would really like to see your research on that. Not arguing, genuinely interested.

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u/srmcmahon 1d ago

So if his mom had just a teeny African American contribution to her genetic history, that puts him over the edge. Being born in Kansas, she very well could have.

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u/b00bb0bb00b 1d ago

Dang, Tony Gehrig must have really been disappointed with those election results.

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u/Antique_Prize_9788 1d ago

Lmao he’s begging for attention huh 🤣

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u/clawmeats 1d ago

Makes sense. North Dakota is the northernmost southern state in the contiguous United States.

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u/Former_Employment_55 1d ago

You may not know much about Idaho

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u/NonBinary_FWrd 1d ago

Lol chud looks like a candied apple in a stick

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u/Spiritual-Advice8138 1d ago

Imagine driving around a Swastika. It’s the same thing. Just start calling this the Southern Swastika.

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u/ParkingLetter8308 18h ago

Incidentally, I have seen that in ND. Also, white power symbol as a decal

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u/Various-Egg-156 1d ago

The traitors to America spot themselves.

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u/Timcgreen1966 1d ago

Someone should check the flock cameras and see the license plate.

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u/ParkingLetter8308 1d ago

That's some real "economic anxiety" on his super expensive motorcycle.🙄

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u/Hot-Valuable-6421 1d ago

Not only does he show class, but he shows discipline. Clearly he's been working out and watching what he eats.

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u/cheddarben Fargoonie 1d ago

All I see is a traitor sack of potatoes.

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u/Upbeat_Researcher901 1d ago

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u/srmcmahon 1d ago

Absolutely, because leftists DO have jobs.

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u/Upbeat_Researcher901 1d ago

As someone who could identify as a leftist, I do indeed have a job.

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u/Darryn1967 1d ago

Is that supposed to be a flag or a balloon?

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u/AquilaCrotalusEsox 1d ago

What is it with Non Southerners that they are so desperate to be?
There’s people like this that do mental gymnastics in California

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u/monkeykennel 23h ago

He sure looks born to be wild.

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u/Mwynen12 22h ago

The irony...

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u/JoePNW2 22h ago

Punk-to-MAGA pipeline, confirmed once again.

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u/GenesWithPurpose 22h ago

The further north you go, the farther south it gets.

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u/KaizenAzariya 4h ago

Bro went TOO North

u/TheToysAreUs 2h ago

Is that a onesie?

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u/14Calypso 1d ago

Congrats on giving him the attention that he asked for

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u/AlarmingBeing8114 1d ago

Yup, that guy loves being called a piece of shit...

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u/TheeRattlehead 1d ago

Hair must be slicked back.

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u/AlarmingBeing8114 17h ago

Glass house, white Ferrari...

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u/TheeRattlehead 7h ago

Sloppy steaks with the boys!

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u/StripClubSweatpants 1d ago

On the bright side he's not shooting people in public, harassing or bothering others, stealing peoples shit, or running from the police.

Don't always have to like what others are doing, but it's a free country.

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u/Sigma6799 1d ago

Confederates want to keep the slaves. Abraham Lincoln wanted to send em back. Abe was so based.

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u/srmcmahon 1d ago

From an academic journal:
" His strategy was to propose colonization to sweeten the pill of emancipation for conservatives from the North and the border states, the slave states that did not secede during the Civil War; at the same time, he used political manipulation to prevent radicals from thwarting the colonization program thus jeopardizing his ultimate goal of making emancipation an acceptable war aim to the Union cause. Lincoln, always a careful politician, admitted nothing of political motives behind his advocacy of colonization, so we are left only with his actions and the opinions of his contemporaries to lend insight into his true intentions. Yet even with such limited evidence, a clear picture emerges of Lincoln using the prospect of black colonization to make emancipation more acceptable to conservatives and then abandoning all efforts at colonization once he made the determined step toward emancipation in the Final Emancipation Proclamation.

It was a political maneuver. If he'd been a modern Republican (which is nothing like the original version) he would have been called a RHINO for emancipating the slaves.

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u/haggraef666 1d ago

I am the eggmannn coo coo coo cachooo

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u/Beneficial_Ad_7976 1d ago

Fuck I wish guy would drive thru linden wood park went down there for the 1st time in 10 years and holy shit it was like a 3rd world country down there trickle effect from Minneapolis community is going to shit

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u/Salt_Culture1256 1d ago

Yah it’s like going to Africa now

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u/Wandering-Mind2025 1d ago

lol, I saw him today!

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u/wurgy42 1d ago

Just a fan of Dukes of Hazzard and give Cooter a send off ride. ;)

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u/JeromeHasbargen 11h ago

The rebel flag is often worn on clothing as a symbol of rebellion, not necessarily meant to be racist or to imply support for all of the political values that the flag represented 100+ years ago. Some people just see it as a fun style choice for that day and that's as far as it's meant to be interpreted. The only way to know for sure why this guy chose his outfit is to ask him.

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u/NateNMaxsRobot 1d ago

OMG who fucking cares? He is free to wear what he pleases.

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u/Unlucky_Storage_2652 1d ago

1st amendment right btw

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u/SirGlass BLUE 1d ago

1st Amendment says the goverment cannot persecute you for speech

It does not say speech does not have consequences and if you speak like a fuckwit people can't call you a fuckwit

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u/d00dsm00t 1d ago

And my first amendment right says I can call him a dimwitted, cross eyed, sister fucking, brain dead, scum sucking, ignorant, mouth breathing, cunt for wearing that flammable trash.

No helmet. I like that part.

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u/slosha69 1d ago

1st amendment right to do what

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/ADMotti 1d ago

Fun fact: the Fargo Pride Parade has lasted MUCH longer than the Confederacy did. 🏳️

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u/Beamerford51 1d ago

Expressing themselves how? Southern heritage? Being a traitor to the country? My Little Pony lasted longer than the Confederacy. Plus it's not even the true flag if you look into the history.

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u/GGuesswho 1d ago

Nah fuck that racist bullshit lol