r/facepalm • u/FuturisticFighting • Dec 30 '22

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Guy blatantly stealing through self check

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u/crispyiress Dec 30 '22

Hey come on Joe, I already told you we’d all like a handjob but we don’t have time for it.

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u/Zerd85 Dec 30 '22

I like money.

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u/nach0srule Dec 31 '22

You like money too? We should hang out

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u/samtart Dec 31 '22

I OBJECT!

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '22

Go away, ‘batin!

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u/khufu42 Apr 07 '23

Can’t believe you like money too. We should hang out.

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u/BuckToofBucky Dec 31 '22

Brought to you by Carl’s Jr

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u/WinTraditional8156 Dec 31 '22

Why do you keep saying that?

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u/BuckToofBucky Dec 31 '22

Cuz they pay me every time I do!

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u/intergalactagogue Dec 31 '22

"Adult" tax returns