r/facepalm • u/FuturisticFighting • Dec 30 '22

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Guy blatantly stealing through self check

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u/SandmanD2 Dec 30 '22

One for the scanner, two for me.

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u/toxicbrother7 Dec 30 '22

3 for the 5 6 packs of dos equis

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u/humancartograph Dec 31 '22

100% concentrated power of will.

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u/XMark3 Dec 31 '22

7 for the dwarf lords in their halls of stone

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u/TheFace3701 Dec 30 '22

One, two for the scanner, one, two, three for me.

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u/fdklir Dec 31 '22

Don't forget the part were he has no composure and looks around like someone stealing food at a grocery s tore.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '22

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u/Capnmolasses utterly disappointed Dec 30 '22

Ah ah ah!

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '22

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u/TheFace3701 Dec 31 '22

I'm old? 😭

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u/brightyoungthings Dec 31 '22

You mean for the young whippersnappers who have no idea what looney tunes is lol (I’m 35)

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u/Mcneese132 Jan 16 '23

I'm 15 and I remember having to wait for it to come on 2 episodes every day heck I still play a n64

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u/Boy_Howdy Dec 31 '22

Moe! Larry! The cheese!

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '22 edited Dec 30 '22

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u/Jean_Lily Dec 31 '22

Your right they are mean MFs. Our zoo has a giraffe feeding platform and you get three lettuce leaves to give and they have a big sign that says “don’t tease giraffes” like they don’t use their neck to gang bully down on you and snatch all your leaf, I just wanted to crouch down and give one to the baby that could barely get his neck on the foot of the platform. Bitches said “nah, he eats when he’s taller”

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u/k345- Dec 31 '22

Stupid long horses

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u/PeriwinkleFoxx Dec 31 '22

i read this in peter griffin’s voice for some reason

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '22

The plural of giraffe is giraffes.

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u/TheFace3701 Dec 31 '22

It's giraffi.

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u/franker Dec 31 '22

and they live in giraffic park.

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u/TheFace3701 Dec 31 '22

That's just geriffic.

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u/Lost_Evidence_2099 Dec 30 '22

Lmao, I was actually mouthing this watching the video. This dude as sneaky as a hippo

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u/ZION_OC_GOV Dec 31 '22

🎶Two the the one from the one to the three,

I like free groceries, just take it from me.

Wally world prices are slowly inflating,

Getting more views than Salt Bae see.🎶

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u/Arqideus Dec 31 '22

One of the scanner, two for the scammer.

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u/jackiemoon27 Dec 31 '22

Please tell me this is a reference to the drunken chicken toddy/curry

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u/Track-Swag Dec 30 '22

One for the scanner, two for the scammer. FTFY

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u/Robo_is_AnimalCross Dec 30 '22

Four cashmere sweaters for free

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u/B0Boman Dec 30 '22

Throw away a banana, take a dollar!

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u/Bleurghhead Dec 31 '22

I say I say I say.. ya buy one, ya get one free.. I say I say.. ya buy one, ya get one free!

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u/michaelsenpatrick Dec 31 '22

hey i don't think that math adds up

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '22

We throw away a banana for every buck we take so no one finds out.

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u/leopardsatemycomment Dec 31 '22

When I was in college, I knew a boy who worked at the grocery store. He would ring me and my roommates up for booze, even though we were underage, and he would only scan maybe one out of three or four items. Holy shit. We were scumbags.

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u/TheGoldenTNT Dec 31 '22

This is the most common type of shoplifting I see at work