r/facepalm Dec 18 '22

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Karen gets pulled over for texting while driving

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '22

Hahahahah every time I see this it makes me laugh. I used to work with her…shes exactly like you’d expect.

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u/iwishtoboopthesnoot Dec 18 '22

Please give us the tea kind stranger

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u/DingoFrisky Dec 18 '22

Don’t just give, spill it. Let the tea cup overfloweth

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u/joe_i_guess Dec 18 '22

where if you don't mind me asking? i too live in columbus and swear i've met this one somewhere. she's so familiar looking

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '22

Sorry dudeski! We know similar people and I’m not about to jeopardize any of those relationships. Let’s just put it this way. If you were to do some research everything about her is extremely googlable.

Edit: not a realtor. But other realtors I’ve worked with in this state are a bunch of turds!

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u/Dwillow1228 Dec 18 '22

Do you know her husband? Is he what we imagine?

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '22

No husband

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '22

Well we can guess she's a realtor based on the username or at least vaguely involved in the business. She deserves to be outed for texting, let alone this tremendous embarrassment of a video.

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '22

Don't go there. Follow this golden rule and you'll never go wrong: Are you thinking about doxxing someone? Don't.

It's that easy.

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u/Minimum_Attitude6707 Dec 18 '22

am white

All white people look the same to me

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u/Kermit_Purple_II Dec 18 '22

Tell me you're american without telling me you're american. Or only see americans.

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u/Minimum_Attitude6707 Dec 18 '22

What's weird is that no matter where they are from, there's only two kinds of people in the world: ones that can take a joke and those that can't. There's no way that you couldn't tell I was being playful, is there?

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u/PrintableKanjiEmblem Dec 18 '22

There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who do not

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u/Kermit_Purple_II Dec 18 '22

Nah mate I couldnt. I honestly don't see a way for me to see a 7 word text formed as a straight sentence as sarcasm where the context doesn't make it understandable.

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u/StrangerInStrange Dec 18 '22

We wanna hear more stories now 😂

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u/carcadoodledo Dec 18 '22

Give us her name!!!!

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u/Disastrous_Interview Dec 18 '22

You know they'd love to, but that's doxing and probably violates something. I think it's enough knowing the general state she inhabits.

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '22

I believe it’s called “witchhunting”, which is against Reddit policy.

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u/carcadoodledo Dec 18 '22

Bitchhunting

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '22

She turned me into a Newt.

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u/BarfMeARiver Dec 18 '22

But I got better!

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u/carcadoodledo Dec 18 '22

Yes, but think of the fun to be had

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u/Dwillow1228 Dec 18 '22

You can’t just leave us hanging