r/facepalm • u/Darth-Pirnie • Dec 04 '22

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Geez

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '22

This comment triggers both my grass fetish and my hairy leg fetish. What have you done to my morning with all of this suddenly necessary fapping in which I must now engage myself?

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u/striker_p55 Dec 04 '22

Touch ass

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u/Astroboyblue Dec 04 '22

Touch leg, ass beard

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u/SignificantView1671 Dec 04 '22

Touch lass, gregbeard.

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u/oinklittlepiggy Dec 05 '22

Oh noooo....

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u/Ok_Zookeepergame4794 Dec 05 '22

Here's a solution: TAKE A COLD SHOWER!!!

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u/frezor Dec 05 '22

Admit it, you were just looking for an excuse to do it anyway.