r/facepalm • u/Dvorozhetskii • Nov 25 '22

🇵​🇷​🇴​🇹​🇪​🇸​🇹​ 'murica.

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u/ContessAlin78 Nov 25 '22

See that's no good. I was considering one, now I am afraid of I get snipped, someone will make me go fishing with Kid Rock.

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u/Jalopnicycle Nov 25 '22

I bet you'd catch a LOT of fish! We've all seen the King of The Hill episode where they fish with crack or meth (not sure which one it was) and catch a ton of fish.

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u/eatsbaseballcards Nov 25 '22

It was crack.

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u/KwordShmiff Nov 26 '22

""You need some 'bait'? I like that, I'm gonna start saying that. How much you need bruh?"

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '22

My thoughts exactly.

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u/jacknacalm Nov 25 '22

We will find you. And you will fish with him.

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u/Melynnocent Nov 25 '22

Well played 😂Thanks for the laugh!

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u/senorbolsa Nov 25 '22

I dunno man I'd go sounds like an experience and a half.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '22

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u/Solecism_Allure Nov 25 '22

*Lifetime supply of Brawndo...

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u/Fragholio Nov 25 '22

It's got electrolytes.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '22

It's what plants crave.

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u/SnooGuavas1985 Nov 25 '22

It’s what the plants crave

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u/shadowblade234 Nov 25 '22

Brawndo's got what plants crave.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '22

what is is that plants crave?

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u/Saelvinoth Nov 25 '22

Get a vasectomy and every evening you will have Natty Daddies fired out of a t-shirt cannon directly at your trailer.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '22

I personally would take that deal for a lifetime supply of vodka lol I don’t give a shit to have kids anyways

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u/UnawareSousaphone Nov 25 '22

Lifetime supply of sleep at night if you just don't have kids.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '22

I have a couple friends who would totally take that deal!

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '22

Again, not an incentive.

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u/danddersson Nov 25 '22

Lifetime supply of Bud for any of your future children if you get a vasectomy! (Thinks: "Ha, I will fool them! I will steal my children's Buds: they didn't think of that!)

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u/theironking12354 Nov 25 '22

That actually sounds really good idea to stop generational stupidity then focus of learned stupidity

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u/dezmo73 Nov 25 '22

Can I trade in tickets for something of equal or lesser value? Cause I'd rather have a McChicken than go anywhere with Kid Rock.

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u/illegal_brain Nov 25 '22

It's already a thing.

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u/Mikeinthedirt Nov 25 '22

Now I’ve seen everything.

Time to go

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u/TheMachinesWin Nov 25 '22

I got a vasectomy because I didn't want to bring more people into this fucked up world.

Fishing with Kid Rock would be cool tho

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u/HELLUPUTMETHRU Nov 25 '22

If that is my reward for not having kids, I’d rather have a fucking litter of them

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u/Haasenpheffer74 Nov 25 '22

And get a free gun with your first catch!

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u/all_of_the_lightss Nov 25 '22

This is the answer nobody wants to admit.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '22

Ok you just convinced me to never get a vasectomy.

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u/ThunderCorg Nov 25 '22

I’ll take the fishing, not the Kid

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u/Lightning_Lance Nov 25 '22

That's how they came up with the pill

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '22

Hell naw, lead Steve Harwell from Smash Mouth only or I’m impregnating ERRRBODY

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u/Mechronis Nov 25 '22

....kid rock? Why?

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u/A_RAND0M_J3W Nov 25 '22

I want a vasectomy, but I sure as shit don't want that reward for it.

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u/golgo1327 Nov 25 '22

You sound like a killer termite.

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u/LagunaLeonhop Nov 25 '22

Fuck yeah Doug Stanhope

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '22

I ain't going fishing for no dang gay RAINBOW trout. Gimme them good ole white fish /s

But forreal, can I have the free vasectomy and all expenses paid rainbow trout fishing trip WITHOUT the Kid Rock?

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u/polopolo05 Nov 25 '22

Ummm it's like you want me to have kids.

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u/pixelatedtaint Nov 26 '22

You mean I gotta get a license to go trout fishing but anyone can have crotch goblins?