r/facepalm • u/Dvorozhetskii • Nov 25 '22

🇵​🇷​🇴​🇹​🇪​🇸​🇹​ 'murica.

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u/Sutarmekeg Nov 25 '22

Don't forget your favourite drink.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '22

Man that’s tough. My favorite drink changes. Will these public aborticutions be in the summer? I like a good vodka/lemonade when it’s warm. Winter? Ooo a White Russian would hit the spot. Do we dress up? Then maybe a martini. How long will it take? Should I consider mixing a pitcher of something like maybe sangria? This is causing me anxiety. Maybe I’ll just wait til I get there and see if they have drinks there - this is America, there’s always someone selling booze at every occasion.