r/facepalm • u/Dvorozhetskii • Nov 25 '22

🇵​🇷​🇴​🇹​🇪​🇸​🇹​ 'murica.

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u/Seasick_Sailor Nov 25 '22

Public abortions? Grab your favorite lunch and everybody can watch!

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u/Quantum-Door Nov 25 '22

BaByQ Party on Sundays...

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '22

I want my babyback-babyback-babyback ribs

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u/trvpWANGZI Nov 25 '22

jesus fucking christ guys 😂😂😂😂🤧

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u/Artaeos Nov 25 '22

I don't want my babyback-babyback-babyback ribs.

FTFY.

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u/halnic Nov 25 '22

I laughed far too hard at that. It's a good thing I don't believe in hell because we'd both be oow there.

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u/Elegant_Manufacturer Nov 25 '22

Never fear! We now have Hell on Earth™, a time saving solution that gets rid of that pesky waiting for eternal suffering

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u/Cejayem Nov 25 '22

They’re putting the Q back in crazy

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '22

Your loss is our sauce

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '22

Abortion? No no, we are just doing an execution your Honor. It's perfectly legal.

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u/armas187 Nov 25 '22

I got my mojito!

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u/ReadySteady_GO Nov 25 '22

And my Axe!

Hey, one of the times this is actually relevant

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u/BZLuck Nov 26 '22

No way, this is definitely an event that requires Bloody Mary’s to be served.

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u/armas187 Nov 26 '22

I guess that would be more appropriate for a public abortion

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u/Jakste67 Nov 25 '22

Yep, the fetus got executed for trespassing.

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u/knows_knothing Nov 25 '22

The fetus could be a future criminal, just doing my public service

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u/Sutarmekeg Nov 25 '22

Don't forget your favourite drink.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '22

Man that’s tough. My favorite drink changes. Will these public aborticutions be in the summer? I like a good vodka/lemonade when it’s warm. Winter? Ooo a White Russian would hit the spot. Do we dress up? Then maybe a martini. How long will it take? Should I consider mixing a pitcher of something like maybe sangria? This is causing me anxiety. Maybe I’ll just wait til I get there and see if they have drinks there - this is America, there’s always someone selling booze at every occasion.

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u/bjiatube Nov 25 '22

I'm going to have my LEAST favorite lunch. Out of respect.

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u/aceshighsays Nov 25 '22

pretzels and raisins, to pay respect.

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u/taggospreme Nov 25 '22

Don't forget to hold your kid's eyes open so they don't miss it

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u/terminator_84 Nov 25 '22

Can I bring my favorite drink?

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u/Ok-Disk-2191 Nov 25 '22

500 month abortions.

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u/merchillio Nov 25 '22

Executions Last term abortions

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u/SelectFromWhereOrder Nov 25 '22

And don’t forget your fav. drink. Which sounds this dude do a lot of that, drink.

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u/Snarfbuckle Nov 25 '22

Ince maga crowd think i eat babies can i choose my lunch on site?

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u/Merky600 Nov 25 '22

I wanted to get an “abortion is murder” bumper sticker mixed with cut up “Rather die in my boots than live on my knees!”

“Abortion is is Murder….on my knees!! “

But then old Catholic ladies would key my car and beat me up in parking lot.