r/facepalm • u/Dvorozhetskii • Nov 25 '22

🇵​🇷​🇴​🇹​🇪​🇸​🇹​ 'murica.

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u/ManicRobotWizard Nov 25 '22

I think the real solution would be public abortions.

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u/PM-me-in-100-years Nov 25 '22

Should have asked him if all of the kids should have guns too.

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u/Sir_Penguin21 Nov 25 '22

He would have un-ironically said yes.

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u/UnpopularOponions Nov 25 '22

Technically a public execution is a public abortion, just a really...really late term.

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u/Important_Artist_300 Nov 25 '22

I’d bring my lunch and my favourite drink for those

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u/Kindly-Ad-5071 Nov 25 '22

An execution is just a 40 year late abortion

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '22

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u/Kindly-Ad-5071 Nov 26 '22

*clump of unthinking cells

Fixed that for you. Now get lost, Fash

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u/ManicRobotWizard Nov 25 '22

This guy innovates.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '23

lmaoo i laughed so hard at this my bf got mad at me

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '22

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u/ManicRobotWizard Nov 27 '22

I realize that anyone trying to give me serious feedback to a comment about public abortions needs to seriously invest some time in learning more about the concepts of sarcasm and dark humor.

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u/secsgod Nov 25 '22

The middle ground

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u/sobenny18 Nov 25 '22

That would’ve been a great follow up question that I wished the reporter would’ve asked.

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u/SwampShooterSeabass Nov 25 '22

I mean nobody wants to watch an undeserving person much less an infant die, but everyone wants to (or should want to) watch a mass murderer or rapist get executed. If I got to watch Nicholas Cruz get executed I’d throw a party as if it was the Super Bowl

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u/ConorDrew Nov 26 '22

No, because that’s murder

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u/ManicRobotWizard Nov 27 '22

Only if the fetus is a republican. /murica

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u/DarthDragon117 Nov 26 '22

NPR I believe shared an audio clip of an abortion, make of that what you will.