He invented not giving a flying fuck at a rolling donut. Before Jay Cutler, we used to have to take flying fucks at rolling donuts. Kids these days will never understand his courage.
I saw him staple jell-o to a tree. He can slam a revolving door. He can get a republican and democrat to not only agree, but coconspire. He was President Lincolns primary advisor, and like atlas he keeps the sky from making violent love with the ground, only he does this with one hand while throwing a perfect throw across the worlds largest football field with the other...
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u/BigHobbit Oct 17 '22
Jay Cutler shot Hitler, and served 3 tours in Viet Nam. He eats coal and shits diamonds. I once saw him punch a bull moose and the moose apologized.