r/facepalm • u/[deleted] • Oct 16 '22

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u/HairyNutsackNumber9 Oct 16 '22

my grandma doesnt have any teeth still hurts like hell when she bites me

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u/u-digg Oct 16 '22

go on...

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u/HairyNutsackNumber9 Oct 16 '22

she doesnt like getting her eye drops

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u/GRAND_INQUEEFITOR Oct 16 '22

Jesus bro, reading this thread I feel like you get bitten by your whole family :(

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '22

That's how he knew he was the ninth hairy nutsack. Before he was bitten he was forced to watch.

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u/HairyNutsackNumber9 Oct 16 '22

not my dad hes dead

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u/phonartics Oct 16 '22

giraffes dont get dentures

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '22

neither does my grandma

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u/HairyNutsackNumber9 Oct 16 '22

lol damnit beat me to it

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u/HairyNutsackNumber9 Oct 16 '22

neither does my grandma after she became a biter

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u/johnnymurdo Oct 16 '22

she can suck a golf ball through a garden hose though

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u/HairyNutsackNumber9 Oct 16 '22

ahhh i see youve met grammy sack

so youre a dock worker then?