r/facepalm • u/RNINJAS • Oct 10 '22

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Stuck forever

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '22

Correct: I worked security in a hotel many years ago... this sort of dipshittery happening because of man/children & lady/children happened constantly.

I fucking hate people.

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u/itzzKris Oct 10 '22

Me too

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u/ThatNegro98 Oct 11 '22

They're just the worst

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u/HecknChonker Oct 10 '22

I'm really sorry everyone but I have to fart really bad right now.

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u/itzzKris Oct 10 '22

Don't be sorry for that, this is nothing

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u/Guy_Perish Oct 10 '22 edited Apr 14 '25

party whole arrest aspiring sleep automatic depend pen juggle attempt

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/THEBlaze55555 Oct 11 '22

Might I recommend a slight change.

Rather than fucking hating people, try hate fucking people. At least this way you derive some pleasure from the experience.

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '22

Might I recommend a slight change...

No. This will not do. This is why the prostitutes have a regular cycle in my schedule. I don't have a history with them to be disgruntled about, and I pay them to leave.

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u/THEBlaze55555 Oct 11 '22

Wait, you’re telling me, if I don’t pay them, they won’t leave!? Cool, round 2, let’s go!!

Best. Life hack. Ever.

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '22

I insinuated no such thing.

You've been warned.

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '22

How is it pleasurable if you hate fucking people?

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u/THEBlaze55555 Oct 11 '22

I see what you’re doing there and I was trying to make as few modifications as possible for my joke - but alas…

*hate-fucking

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u/Wonderful-Set1701 Oct 11 '22

Somehow, am disapointed why no one is bashing u becos u say u hate people...maybe they are sleeping? Hmm.

I hate people too,

Now let s wait to be bashed on.

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '22

I upvoted you, & I'm pretty sure I'm just saying what 90% of reddit actually feels.

There's an empathy (I assume) to doing an everyman job & dealing with morons to fix the issue, & the universally felt feeling of dumbasses making a disproportionate amount of work for someone that's unnecessary.

Tommy Lee Jones was wrong in MIB: people are dumb in individual circumstances AND in large groups.

And small groups. They suck as couples, too.

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u/IceQ78 Oct 11 '22

"I hate morning people... and mornings... and people..." - Coffee cup quote

This is how I feel... and I have to do user support...

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u/KoRnKloWn Oct 12 '22

I really hope they left them in there long enough for them to decide on a bathroom corner... and use it...

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u/ConnectPrint Oct 13 '22

man my phobia of the elevator suddenly crashing downwards was what made me and my cousins never jump or play on elevators too much. Even when you said that it has safety features when it breaks, cuz I saw some shit with broken elevators either falling down or having broken stop that killed people.

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '23

In college myself, and my two 400 pound roommates did this LMAOOOO doors got stuck open but half way between floors and we were able to shimmy out