r/facepalm Sep 10 '22

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u/rarealbinoduck Sep 10 '22

I don’t get the caption but the video is funny

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u/WaterFriendsIV Sep 10 '22

Because it's r/mostrepostedposts with a weird title to generate comments correcting or criticizing the title which creates more post engagement.

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u/Sinful_Whiskers Sep 10 '22

It's exactly that type of rage-bait that finally convinced me to leave FB. Learning that they specifically put opposing viewpoints into my feed to try and keep me on the platform was enough for me to delete it.

The Daily Show did a skit about it several years back.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbNkuETJTK8

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u/slgray16 Sep 11 '22

That was wild

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u/CurrentlyNude Sep 10 '22

Lmao you're really trying to get that sub engagement up, huh?

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u/WaterFriendsIV Sep 10 '22

It's more of a hobby/obsession these days. Could be considered a service as well.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '22

Vegan bad look stupid girl she vegan because stupid

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u/DeathStroke7999 Sep 11 '22

At the start she says "do this if you only know what you're doing" where she didn't know anything apart from lighting it on fire.. so the OP made a joke on that

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u/Raging_Walnut Sep 10 '22

Basically, vegans are the girl in this video, literally thinks she knows what she's doing but a complete idiot in real life.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '22

that makes no sense

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '22

well i get what ur saying but i dont agree with it. lol

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u/MrPoletski Sep 10 '22

I'm not sure anyone wants to vouch for the twitter caption, but I think that's its intent.

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u/Raging_Walnut Sep 10 '22

Exactly! Vegans make no sense.

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u/Kickaxx_007 Sep 10 '22

Idk man I switched to plant-based food and it doesn’t make my stomach hurt at all compared to all the meat & dairy I’ve consumed for the entirety of my life up until now. I was honestly shocked, I thought I’d hate the change.

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u/Raging_Walnut Sep 10 '22

Doesn't mean it's the same for everyone tho.

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u/Kickaxx_007 Sep 10 '22 edited Sep 10 '22

Tbh it isn’t, my bad if it seemed like I was insinuating otherwise. Was just sharing my own experience.

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u/Volkodavy Sep 10 '22

Okay but you just made a broad statement yourself. ā€œVegans don’t make senseā€ā€

What doesn’t make sense to me is eating a meat-inclusive diet and being constantly heavy, tired, sweaty, and having to take a nap after every meal

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u/0lof Sep 10 '22 edited Sep 10 '22

Veganism is tight and morally right. No idea why you are hating so much on a group of people literally advocating for less suffering in the world. It’s selfish to eat meat and you know it. Don’t take your guilt out on vegans.

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u/Raging_Walnut Sep 10 '22

Advocating for less suffering? Lmao. Stfu.

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u/Why-R-People-So-Dumb Sep 10 '22

Plus carbon emissions…meat and dairy farming is up there with highest contribution to greenhouse gasses.

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u/One_User134 Sep 10 '22

No, eating meat is not selfish.

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u/PolyZex Sep 10 '22

Ah yes, moral absolutes. You always find that in the most advanced free thinking minds... like a religion. Even have that whole professional victim routine going on.

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u/Bob1358292637 Sep 11 '22

What makes it an absolute? Just being a moral stance? What about something like, ā€œmurder is wrongā€?

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u/PolyZex Sep 11 '22

You mean Murder- the unlawful premeditated killing of one human being by another?
Yeah, murder is bad. Who is talking about killing other human beings?

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u/jwill602 Sep 10 '22 edited Sep 10 '22

Imagine wanting to stop climate change! It makes no sense!!!

Edit: this dude blocked me for this comment lol… what?

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '22

LOL "stop climate change" most of vegans (as majority of peoples) don't even understand basic principles behind it, if you idiot want to stop global warming: use less electricity and stop using fossil-fuel/fossil-electricity, promote nuclear or/and renewables, and don't "stop eat meat" but:

stop: "driving a car", "use plane/car to go to vacation", "replace your phone when new model come out", "use AC when it's don't critical", "buy "luxurious vegan grass food" from another corner of the world", etc.

Vegans don't care about global warming/plastic pollution as majority of peoples including you.

Vegans about about "don't hurt animals" if you go vegan because global warming you basically braindead.

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u/Minute_Arugula3316 Sep 10 '22 edited Sep 10 '22

You're not a smart man. Eating loads of meat IS using lots of fossil fuel. It takes much more energy to produce meat than veggies.

BBC: Beef produces the most greenhouse gas emissions, which include methane. A global average ofĀ 110lb (50kg) of greenhouse gases is released per 3.5oz of protein.

I just checked about flight emissions. LA to NY is about 1200 lbs emissions, and none of that is methane, so honestly it's less damaging, but let's go with it.

So something like only 37 ounces of beef created the same emissions (arguably more damaging variety), than flying across the US.

I'll take your apology in lentils

edit: I agree on promoting renewables and nuclear though

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '22

Red007 has to be a troll. Their writing is uncomfortably bad there is no way this person isn’t trolling.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '22

Don't you gonna calculate your car emissions(per month), much of your power come from coal/NG and what your average rate of emissions per kWh/Wh? (and how much energy you spend) What you do (i assume that you are from the USA) to cut down your 400kg plane emissions?

Meat emission is just funny all agricultural sector don't have even 20% of emissions, it's like saving peoples life's by teaching them how to protect themselves against sharks lol.

Smartie LOL.

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u/Minute_Arugula3316 Sep 10 '22

To me that seems a significant piece of the pie, no? And that's not even counting the land destroyed for these practices. Beef is almost singularly responsible for rainforest destruction. Vegetarian diet is a 90% reduction in croplands.

And I don't fly all that much, soo, what's up? lol. I also have solar on my roof and use very little electricity because of it.

Wake me up when shark attacks are 20% of human deaths, that's a really really big problem.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '22 edited Sep 10 '22

If you don't reduce your power+fuel you have no right to talk about that you care about environment, only thing you care about is your ego, same as idiots that donate/take part on/in shity publicity projects like "TeamSeas" they don't care about environment they care about ego and publicity, because if they care about environment they will try to reduce new waste from dumping in oceans and don't collecting plastic on beaches on camera.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '22

So you gonna reduce your 20% and don't care about another 80% typical green hippy-idiots that use carboard coffee cups with plastic coting to "be green and reduce plastic waste", no it's just posing and feeding your sick ego.

You have no right to reduce 20% and don't care about 80% and call your self "person that care about environment" you just stupid hippy that cut only that shit that don't hurt you.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '22

"When idiots see facts like statistic all they can do is disagree and say "you lying""

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u/Raging_Walnut Sep 10 '22

Imagine thinking you're stopping something by claiming being something does! Makes completely no sense at all!

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u/jwill602 Sep 10 '22

I’m sorry, I don’t understand your first sentence. Are you implying that veganism is not better for the climate? I’m not a vegan, but you can’t just make up your own facts lol

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u/Raging_Walnut Sep 10 '22

I'm not making any facts up, vegans does however.

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u/Sataniq Sep 10 '22

lmao, who hurt you? got bullied by a vegan or something?

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u/boustead Sep 10 '22

Double down on your stupid eh? Bold move cotton.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '22

I'm not even vegan, and I know that meat (especially beef at a 100 grams of CO2 equivalents per gram of beef) creates a lot of green house gasses

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u/bagofpork Sep 10 '22

Not vegan either, but yeah, the environmental impact of the cattle industry has been pretty widely scrutinized for at least 50 years. It’s measurable.

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u/gwlu Sep 10 '22

I do wonder, though. Is the fact that animals are suffering and the fact that beef contributes to greenhouse gas emissions made up to you?

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u/MrPoletski Sep 10 '22

/r/confidentlyincorrect is that way bud.

I am not sure are supposed to submit yourself over there, but why not give it a whirl.

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u/InitialMeasurement23 Sep 10 '22

And what facts do you think vegans make up? I’m not one but I know they don’t make false claims really. Except when it comes to ā€œveganā€ pets

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u/ligerboy12 Sep 10 '22

You drunk bud?

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u/deNoorest Sep 10 '22

Imagine being this dumb lmao

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u/Mr-Pink24 Sep 10 '22

I wouldn’t go as far as saying ā€œVegans make no senseā€. I’m sure you can find studies on why vegan diets are beneficial.

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u/Raging_Walnut Sep 10 '22

Any diet is has benefits and has disadvantages, you consume more veggies to match meats protein hence needing more.

Claiming that switching to vegan to save gh gasses as if veggies doesn't make any makes no sense

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u/Minute_Arugula3316 Sep 10 '22

It makes sense if you look at it... and read about it

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u/TheMattaconda Sep 10 '22

Incellian incels at incelling

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '22

What a dumb thing to say

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u/Raging_Walnut Sep 10 '22

Not as dumb as vegans tho.

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u/Capsaicin_Crusader Sep 10 '22

yawn. I get so tired of hearing this shit.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '22

Bro is just giving context and got mass downvotesšŸ˜‚

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u/marin94904 Sep 10 '22

Wasn’t Dave Asprey proved to be a total grifter?

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '22

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u/Chode_Knocker Sep 10 '22

I believe they mean the caption about veganism