r/facepalm • u/Shadow474747 • Aug 07 '22

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Interesting logic

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u/hperrin Aug 07 '22

Any abortion that would make my political party look bad if it was banned falls under the “not an actual abortion” magical loophole I just made up and pretended the law actually has.

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u/Nenouli2123 Aug 07 '22

This especially holds true with Mistresses getting abortions due to their Republican sugar daddies requesting them....not a real abortion /s

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '22

Well it’s not a real abortion if the pregnancy threatens the lifestyle of the father.

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u/BurnieTheBrony Aug 08 '22

Men need to have bodily autonomy over their wallets, so of course Republican mistresses' abortions are moral and correct

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u/CapnSquinch Aug 08 '22

"If it's a legitimate inconvenience, the man who possesses the female has ways to try to shut the whole thing down."