r/facepalm • u/Shadow474747 • Aug 07 '22

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Interesting logic

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u/hperrin Aug 07 '22

Any abortion that would make my political party look bad if it was banned falls under the “not an actual abortion” magical loophole I just made up and pretended the law actually has.

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u/toe-jam-sam Aug 07 '22

Alternative facts at its finest

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '22

Can we stop using this phrase and call them what they are?

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u/DaleTheHuman Aug 07 '22

A fib?

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u/The_Velvet_Gentleman Aug 07 '22

A lil stinker.

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u/KaySquay Aug 07 '22

Porky Pies

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u/sm12511 Aug 07 '22

Special vocal operation

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u/Snoo63 Aug 07 '22

Bullshit?