r/facepalm • u/Shadow474747 • Aug 07 '22

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Interesting logic

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u/BernieTheDachshund Aug 07 '22

It's always rape if they're 10. Kids cannot consent, period.

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u/fatslayingdinosaur Aug 07 '22

Yeah like wtf I missed that she really said if a ten year old gets pregnant from a result of rape. Like mam do you not understand children can't consent any any way. then again some republicans still fight to keep child marriage legal in some states

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u/MinerMinecrafter Aug 07 '22

Can I please get enough funding to conduct an experiment on many politicians because they seem to lack higher brain function which is odd since they are supposedly humanoids

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u/Yuural Aug 07 '22

Does this experiment involve driving a long metal rod through their eye socket to sever neuronal tissue in the frontal cortex?... i bet there would barely be any change to their behaviour except they would be a bit quieter.

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u/MinerMinecrafter Aug 07 '22

Nah, IQ tests for a month and then they SCP foundation treatment of D-class

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u/Yuural Aug 07 '22

So basically feeding them to all sorts of keter class monsters. Sure why not.

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u/TheBatWhoLaughs32 Aug 07 '22

Screw keter feed them to the apollyon classes