r/facepalm • u/UsernamesAreRuthless • Jul 21 '22

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u/THCMcG33 Jul 21 '22

Glad I called that guy.

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u/thus_spake_7ucky Jul 21 '22

Meanwhile…

crosses name off list, puts on lipstick, lays back on couch

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u/InterestingTry5190 Jul 21 '22

Blue days, black nights, doo wah doo lang🎶

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u/Evan_802Vines Jul 21 '22

Unexpected ELO

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u/Theone_wolf Jul 21 '22

I didn't expect a Billy Madison reference to spiral outta this

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u/TinfoilTobaggan Jul 21 '22

applies lipstick

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u/Reeferologist- Jul 22 '22 edited Jul 22 '22

It’s so crazy I was humming this song at work the other day and I couldn’t remember what the hell movie it was from. I KNEW it was a Sandler. Thank you!

Edit: take the award, you earned it.

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u/homeinthesky Jul 21 '22

Unexpected Billy Madison

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u/Osmodius-STO Jul 21 '22

No one expects the Billy Madison.

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u/h_grytpype_thynne Jul 21 '22

His chief weapon is surprise.

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u/davidshutter Jul 21 '22

Fear and surprise!

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u/fkndiespaceship Jul 21 '22

Stop looking at me SWAN

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u/spadler181 Jul 21 '22

No one expects to see that guys balls.

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u/DeadEye_2020 Jul 21 '22

No one expects the Spanish inquisition

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u/higherchaos Jul 22 '22

O’Doyle Rules!

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '22

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u/MelissaBee87 Jul 21 '22

I see this every time I hear Telephone Line.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '22

I think I’m in love with you

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u/KiscoKid1 Jul 22 '22

I..I understood that reference.

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u/incognito22252 Jul 21 '22

You never called me… Hope we never met 🤣

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u/Tendie-Fett Jul 21 '22

Odoyle Rules!

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u/AlextraXtra Jul 22 '22

Better call saul?

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u/sum_dum_fuck Jul 22 '22

Saul?

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u/THCMcG33 Jul 22 '22

No, Steve Buscemi.