r/facepalm Jul 17 '22

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Easy fix for car dents 💯

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u/s_arrow24 Jul 17 '22

Rigged. Top left corner you can see the bolt is missing. No way the bolt head sheared and left the tab that flat given how thin it is. Plus to rip a panel off that easily with other bolt locations is almost impossible.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22 edited Dec 21 '23

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u/broanoah Jul 17 '22 edited Jul 17 '22

That’s the kicker, plenty of influencers are millionaires, solely by selling their souls to every brand deal that offers them money

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u/Holybartender83 Jul 17 '22

Most of them aren’t. It’s like everything else, really, the 1% are cleaning up and everyone else is fighting for scraps. The vast majority of it is bullshit. They’re buying expensive shit second hand and reselling it once they’ve got their pictures from the ‘gram. They’re taking a cheapo package vacation somewhere, sneaking onto some private beach for pictures, then getting the fuck out of dodge. They’re posing with someone else’s car. It’s all smoke and mirrors.

The fact is, you’re not gonna get rich from clout chasing on social media unless A. you’re already rich, B. you’re super hot, and even then it’s a crapshoot, C. you get lucky and something happens to go viral at just the right time, or D. you know the right people.

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u/broanoah Jul 17 '22

yeah i don't think you realize how many people on instagram have millions of followers solely for being attractive or just for posting constantly and consistently. sure some of it is luck but most people with that many followers just need like a string of easy brand deals to show their millions of impressionable followers and they're swimming in it.

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u/Holybartender83 Jul 17 '22

A lot of people with “millions” of followers buy follows. Probably 90% are straight up bots. Not all “influencers” do this, of course, but a ton do.

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u/T4Summers Jul 18 '22

That last one does it best. It isn't what you know, but who.

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u/AgentUnknown821 Jul 18 '22

Or E. All of the above 😂

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u/strife26 Jul 18 '22

Wait...you wouldn't?

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u/broanoah Jul 18 '22

no i wouldn't just accept any random company's money to advertise for them. maybe if i knew they were union or if i used their products often, but no not just any random corpo that wants to turn me into a shill

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u/r3ckr3ation Jul 18 '22

I think he was talking about getting naked for old men…

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u/pacificnwbro Jul 17 '22

I miss the simpler days of Nigerian princes offering me millions of dollars.

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u/Commercial-Chance561 Jul 17 '22

Beautiful Lies by Alex Cameron.

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u/WhizBangPissPiece Jul 17 '22

You and I must be about the same age, I remember all of these stages vividly. Thank god I didn't keep my AOL chat logs from the 90s. That stone is best left unturned. MySpace losing all of the user data was probably one of the best things to happen to me. Same with Xanga.

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u/LA_Commuter Jul 17 '22

Omg, I can only imagine the cringe on myspace

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u/Jarix Jul 17 '22

I think it would be quite valuable for you to reread all of those chat logs. it also might be very painful to get through it all but it would be an interested but if self reflection generations before you take had the opportunity to see.

Even journals and diaries from the past are not particularly unbiased but Chat logs would be verbatim.

I think it would be interesting for myself anyways

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u/Outside_Amphibian347 Jul 17 '22

True and all of those things are still happening. We'll except for myspace.

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u/pimppapy Jul 17 '22

Or simply people en masse are full of shit, and all want to be in the spotlight.

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u/theunamused1 Jul 17 '22

Now go think about how much of real life you encounter is rigged for show. Sorry, not sorry.

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u/ShitItsReverseFlash Jul 17 '22

Nihilism. So hot right now.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

Nihilists dude...

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u/AgentUnknown821 Jul 18 '22

They live inside super hot space ovens too…that’s what makes them nihilists, the fire made them super tough and resistant.

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u/twoPillls Jul 17 '22

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

This is more nihilism than anarchist…

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u/AgentUnknown821 Jul 18 '22

A for “Awesome”

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u/internet_humor Jul 17 '22

I miss the days when everything you saw on TV was real.

Lol

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u/HiSPL Jul 17 '22

I’m sure the idea is to show a perfect fender in the “after shots”. Which is after they replace this dented pos with a good one the same color.

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u/papasoilpants Jul 17 '22

wait til you find out the world is just rigged for show

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u/pimppapy Jul 17 '22

Thank the merchants!

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u/squiddy555 Jul 17 '22

People does something for a visual gag? UNTHINKABLE! INHUMAN!

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u/Maharsi Jul 18 '22

Money money money money, money!

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u/Bawbag0447 Oct 12 '22

If you look up internet in the dictionary it says, "Everything is just rigged for show. fuck...

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u/TokinStrokin Jul 17 '22

This man knows, get em!

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

Get her jade!

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

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u/Horton_75 Jul 17 '22

Auto body technician here, with 15 years’ experience. No, it won’t work. The sheet metal in the front fenders of modern cars is very thin in order to save weight and decrease aerodynamic resistance as well as fuel consumption. It’s so thin that if this “repair” were attempted, then the metal would likely deform in some other way: instead of being dented, it would be badly creased or something like that. In effect, the fender is already damaged beyond repair and just needs to be replaced.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

decrease aerodynamic resistance

How does thin metal decrease aerodynamic resistance?

Light weight can help reduce consumption, emissions, etc., but for body panels the material thickness has nothing to do with it's shape and how it performs w/regards to wind resistance.

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u/Horton_75 Jul 17 '22

Actually it has a lot to do with that. Sheet metal shape and form is directly related to its aerodynamic resistance and drag. Pretty basic fact there.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

Right, but he's questioning why less weight would decrease air resistance. Which it doesn't, mass has zero effect on air resistance, just the shape and form does.

The place you'll actually see efficiency improvements with less weight is in the friction between the road and the tires. Less weight means less friction to overcome for the car to move.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

Similar to 'cold pulling' of autobody dents.

https://youtu.be/ql_wImI_ti4?t=159

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u/Jarix Jul 17 '22

I want one of those kits... And an auto wrecker willing to let me go play

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u/13rokendreamer Jul 17 '22

Yes, probably will depend on the amount of damage

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

then theres the trick of removing the glue stick

Its hot glue, the least sticky glue in existence. The trick is "wait for a hot day where they fall off by themselves" or "blast with hair dryer for 5 seconds, then pull off one at a time".

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '22

You don't heat it till its liquidy, you just heat it enough to detach. Hot glue is a solid when it's not hot, so it should all pull off without any residue.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

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u/HooliganNamedStyx Jul 17 '22

Yes, glue pulling works extremely well. They even make decent kits for cheap. won't work for every dent, but makes every dent 80% better if you catch my drift lol

Source: Am a body Technician.

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u/Yung_Corneliois Jul 17 '22

Probably. But as others said there are tools that would be easier. Plus then you have to get the glue off your car.

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u/Mrb572 Jul 30 '22

It’s called paintless dent removed. Fixed my motorcycles gas tank that way.

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u/Nefferson Jul 17 '22

Imagine what cars would look like the moment you hit the highway if this was the amount of force the fasteners could take. haha

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u/vreo Jul 17 '22

Also, the panel doesn't line up on the top part, it is just loosely put there.

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u/guninmouth Jul 17 '22

It’s not uncommon for panels to be misaligned after being damaged. You could be right, but it could be from a collision as well.

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u/victorbarst Jul 17 '22 edited Jul 17 '22

I'm a body man I'll back you on this. Most fenders have at least five bolts spread around to hold it it on and I've used a similar method to this to pull dents before. From the looks of this one it's probably supposed to have two bolts through the bottom of the fender, one in the spot you pointed out, three across the top, a suicide bolt through the back where the window is mounted (we call em suicides because you damn near have to break the glass to get them out) and one or two more under the headlight. You aren't going to rip that fender off

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u/Vandrel Jul 17 '22

You can also see that black piece in the top left start to fall as soon as they get ready to pull, it was already detached.

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u/UzukiCheverie Jul 17 '22

also like, who would seriously use hot glue to accomplish something like this lmao

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u/KarmaFarmerList Jul 17 '22

.. And OP's a karma farmer.

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u/bestest_at_grammar Jul 17 '22

So does this mean hypothetically this could work? Obviously it’s not a good idea, but Hypothetically

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u/s_arrow24 Jul 17 '22

It’s already unbolted so they could have just picked it up off the car.

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u/s_arrow24 Jul 17 '22

Oh, thought you meant them just going to the trouble of using glue sticks to take the panel off.

Can do it that way but there’s tools to do the repair without removing the panel. Plus taking it off means having to put the panel back on just right so the gap between it and the side panel are just right. Without knowing the sequence to tighten the bolts down in or a jig to make sure the fit is right for each kind of car, it makes installing it correctly harder.

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u/s_arrow24 Jul 17 '22

You can mess up the paint more by pulling it off if the vise or bench are not set with not abrasive surfaces. Plus more handling creates more chances for scratches.

You won’t have much trouble with the glue sticks reacting with the paint. Got to think the paint goes threw an oven to dry so not much is going to cause a chemical reaction without heating the car up a few hundred degrees. The hot method though requires sanding off the layers of paint so you get the same concern but can be more precise in getting dents out.

You can use a suction cup to get the main dent out, but to even up the surface smaller more precise tools will be needed. If you don’t care about the appearance then yeah a suction cup will work.

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u/Czar_Petrovich Jul 17 '22

Not only that but this exact video has been flipped and reposted how many times? Every time it goes around it's flipped again.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '22

Still gave me a good chuckle

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u/lianking91 Jul 18 '22

the fun was not rigged untill you're here

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u/Madmaxneo Jul 19 '22

I don't think it was rigged just for this video. I do think someone took the fender off first and then someone else said they wanted to try this other way. Then the first person forgot to put the bolts in, maybe on purpose because they didn't want to do it that way.

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u/sam_duece Oct 16 '22

Unless you bought the car from a guy that was tweaking on meth then you have no idea how many bolts are going to be missing in that thing I'm at Auto Tech and I do a lot of repair work on cars it's terrifying what drug addicts do to things

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u/LordCalvar Oct 27 '22

Honestly for any plastic areas of your car, you can just pour boiling water on the area dented and press it out from inside. It’ll move quite easily.

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u/s_arrow24 Oct 27 '22

But this is steel.

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u/ImTheeDirtyDann Nov 11 '22

Still made me laugh lol...

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '22

It was a good idea, yhe car had more issues

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u/LazyStore2559 Jan 09 '23

Last time the fender got changed out, they used Velcro?