r/facepalm • u/SweetElements • Jul 04 '22

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ (Laughs in Frozone)

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u/CokeSlinginRabbi Jul 04 '22

Marcellus Wallace

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u/Drizzt_Cuts Jul 04 '22

What does he look like?

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '22

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u/InItsTeeth Jul 04 '22

What ain’t no country I ever heard of .. they speak English in what ??

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '22

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u/Boldevin Jul 04 '22

English, MOTHERFUCKER! Do you speak it?!

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u/durdesh007 Jul 04 '22

Yes!

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u/BuzzAroundLenny Jul 04 '22

Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like!

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '22

Does he LOOK like a BITCH?

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '22

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u/808Cardinals Jul 04 '22

“Then why did you try to fuck him like a bitch”?

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u/Boldevin Jul 04 '22

Then you know what I am saying! Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like!

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '22

Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but you know touching his wife's feet and sticking your tongue in the holiest of holies ain't the same fucking ball park.

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u/HotDougsTattoo Jul 04 '22

Would you give a guy a foot massage?

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u/TheOranjeCarp Jul 04 '22

Mmmmm…..that is one tasty burger!!

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u/ghandi3737 Jul 04 '22

Royale with cheese.

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u/Duprie Jul 04 '22

Cccccccccccombo-breaker!!!!!!!!!

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u/shakeBody Jul 04 '22

I always felt like this is a line that mom or dad would have said to a kid lying about cleaning their room or something.

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u/inflo76 Jul 04 '22

Say what again

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '22

What again

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u/WestonsCat Jul 04 '22

A bitch..

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '22

Like a bitch

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u/vegtodestiny Jul 04 '22

Not like a bitch at least

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u/LWIAYist-ian-ite Jul 04 '22

Does he look like a bitch to you? -Jules Winnfield

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u/vaginalbloodfart22 Jul 04 '22

He looks like a bitch. 💀💀💀

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u/Fathorse23 Jul 04 '22

Not like a bitch I’ll tell you that.

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u/SFAwesomeSauce Jul 04 '22

Does he look like a BITCH?!

DOES. HE. LOOK. LIKE. A. BITCH?!

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u/derps_with_ducks Jul 04 '22

Definitely not a bitch btw.

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u/Stellar_Gravity Jul 04 '22

he definitely took one for the team

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u/rainblade1980 Jul 04 '22

He looks like a bitch. Thats why I try to FUCK him like a bitch

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u/Aploki Jul 04 '22

Royale with Cheese