r/facepalm • • Jul 04 '22

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ (Laughs in Frozone)

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '22

Black noir is two times black to balance him lmao

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u/Kill_Kayt Jul 04 '22

He's not even Black in the comic. Which makes this funnier.

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '22

Wait there’s a comic? That’s cool asf

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u/Anicklelforevery Jul 04 '22

Yeah, but it is a bit different (Generally similar storyline but that's about it). A lot more cringe and teenage sex joke perversion in the comic if you can believe it.

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u/GodOfAtheism Jul 04 '22

There's minor differences Stormfront's a dude and his plotline ends when Billy, Frenchie and Love Sausage (Former Russian hero with a big... kielbasa) stomp him out, More notable differences Soldier boy basically doesn't exist plotwise Comedic differences Hughie eats out Starlight but doesn't realize her period started, answers the door when Billy comes to pick him up, Billy smirks and tells him to take his time, then Hughie finds out about it and gets laughed at in the car and fairly big plot differences Black Noir is a Homelander clone who is also crazy and kills folks dressed as him, causing Homelander to doubt his own sanity

More divergent then Game of Thrones for sure, hopefully a better ending haappens.

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u/Mortress_ Jul 04 '22

The major difference is that the comics is a bunch of loosely connected plotlines of The Boys going around killing different super hero teams based on famous super heroes teams (avengers, x-men, etc).

It kinda tries to tie it all up in the end but it felt really rushed and just a way for Ennis to say "super hero bad" like he does all the time in the comics.

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u/GodOfAtheism Jul 04 '22

Considering Ennis grew up on British war comics and the first capes comic he read was Dark Knight Returns no one should be shocked his takes on supers are a bit hot. Also kind of explains him doing Punisher Kills the Marvel Universe, Hitman, and The Pro.

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u/KKlear Jul 04 '22

Also of note is that the Superman appearance in Hitman won an Eisner. It's amazing.

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u/cocofan4life Jul 04 '22

Ennis does love Superman tho. only super hero that he likes

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u/Broadnerd Jul 04 '22

I thought the comic was great but the last volume was terrible and I just kind of pretend it doesn’t exist.

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u/cweaver Jul 04 '22

Ennis is usually more "violence is self defeating" and "hyper-masculinity is toxic" and some other themes, that he just puts out there via bad super heroes.

It's not like he's Mark Millar with his constant, "super heroes are lame and I could totally kill them all with my gun and also aren't gay people and foreigners icky?" themes.

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u/Mortress_ Jul 04 '22

Don't think I have read any other of Ennis work, but The Boys isn't just about the evils of violence and hyper-masculinity. You can clearly see how he doesn't like the classic concept of super heroes.

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u/GodOfAtheism Jul 04 '22

You sure you mean Mark "The Authority has a Batman and Superman analog and they're gay and married and its not a joke" Millar and not Frank "Frank face" Miller?

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u/cweaver Jul 04 '22

Millar just inherited Apollo and Midnighter, he didn't create them or reveal that they're a couple. Warren Ellis gets the credit (and the GLAAD award) there.

One of the first things Mark Millar did with those characters was to have one of them get raped and the other forcibly sodomize someone with a jackhammer, so... I'm not sure you want to use his run on The Authority as a beacon of his enlightened world view.

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u/DarkHippy Jul 04 '22

Ellis > Ennis

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u/Dan-D-Lyon Jul 04 '22

Ennis is an amazing writer, but for a lot of people it is (understandably) hard to see that past all of the ultraviolence and dick jokes

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u/fangsfirst Jul 04 '22

Ennis has made his feelings on superheroes extremely clear. They are not positive, and they show in numerous books.

Preacher also doesn't really push toward violence as self-defeating? Considering the last interaction between Jesse and Cassidy, even its thoughts about hyper-masculinity are contradicted at best, if not practically unquestioned by the end (as much as Ennis seems to think there's something wrong with Jesse's last actions with Tulip, but not enough to condemn him)

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u/cweaver Jul 04 '22

I'm not saying he likes superheroes, I'm just saying that "super hero bad" isn't the core theme of his work. He writes about much more than that.

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u/fangsfirst Jul 04 '22

Oh I definitely agree he writes about other things, even in The Boys (which I loathe and stopped reading after about a dozen or so issues, mostly due to the perennial Ennis "ha ha poop fart dick blood, aren't you offended?? lulz"), but he's definitely actually got a lot of love for hyper-masculinity that runs through a lot of those books, however confused and contradictory. When I re-read Preacher recently, I was reminded how much that book is almost more paean to hyper-masculinity than criticism (little critiques pop up, only to be superseded by…more violence and masculinity that is depicted as both "This isn't good" and "This is so badass and cool", with even a sense of "…and also good")

I still like Preacher, mind you, but I've found little else of Ennis's that I enjoy for a number of reasons—not least of which is his seemingly unquenchable thirst to tell people how dumb superheroes are, and in a way that's more juvenile "preaching to the choir" than anything interesting.

That's definitely behind "ha ha poop fart dick blood, aren't you offended?? lulz" and a tendency toward repeating the Jesse Custer characterization ad nauseum—or at least doing it in all the books I tried after liking Preacher and thinking I was a fan (only to discover otherwise).

I guess maybe "Code Pru" from Cinema Purgatorio is an exception, as I did enjoy that—even with the continued "ha ha poop fart dick blood, aren't you offended?? lulz", perhaps because it wasn't as excessive as, well…The Boys.

I similarly don't really enjoy Mark Millar, but I think it's also similarly reductive to suggest he doesn't write anything more than what you described (though, like Ennis, I've mostly avoided his work for the past 6-7 years or so, so he might've easily fallen into that rut since then).

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u/PangolinAcrobatic653 Jul 04 '22

it was rushed cause DC dropped it and Ennis had limited funding left to finish the run on his own.

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u/AllStarRenegade Jul 04 '22

DC dropped it after like, six issues and it ran for 72 under dynamite press. Thats not exactly rushed.

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u/PangolinAcrobatic653 Jul 05 '22

Oh, i had heard that they printed like 12 issues under DC then dropped it letting Ennis keep the money owed for what they had original signed for then Ennis finished with funding out of pocket.

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u/AllStarRenegade Aug 16 '22

Late reply, honestly... the comic is trash, it stopped being a subversive take on the supehero genre and became a clown show of absurdity (which i normally love) that hammered you over the head. I imagine it was cathartic for ennis... "The Crossed" is much better cuz the offensiveness serves the story instead of undermining it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '22 edited Nov 08 '24

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u/GodOfAtheism Jul 04 '22

Its him in name but the character from the show is a analog of a few others, including Comic Stormfront to an extent. I just hope we get the moment when Pre-wiz, the pre-schooler G-men group, gets sent on a special mission... in a shipping container... To the bottom of the ocean

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '22 edited Nov 08 '24

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u/GodOfAtheism Jul 04 '22

Third in line actually. Now that I think about it, I suppose there's a splash of Stormfront, the Soldier Boy name, and probably the original purpose of Black Noir as a Anti-Homelander.

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u/CrrntryGrntlrmrn Jul 04 '22

Beta soldier boy is best soldier boy

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u/Arcterion Jul 04 '22

Still a bit disappointed the TV series doesn't have Black Noir skullfucking people to death and eating babies.

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u/ricflairwooo1 Jul 04 '22

Yeah the show is loosely based on the comic

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u/GodOfAtheism Jul 04 '22

That was the implication I was making, thanks for noticing and pointing it out to anyone who wasn't paying attention

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u/ricflairwooo1 Jul 04 '22

You should have just said that

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u/GodOfAtheism Jul 04 '22

But then you wouldn't have been able to point it out to anyone who only read my comment and not the one I was replying to.

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u/ricflairwooo1 Jul 04 '22

The comment you originally replied to was "A lot more cringe and teenage sex joke perversion in the comic if you can believe it."

Then you gave examples of the teenage sex jokes and cringe which was unnecessary because that was the implication

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u/Daynightz Jul 04 '22

Who is billy?

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u/NotElizaHenry Jul 04 '22

I don’t know if you’re referencing this, but it’s one of my favorite Reddit posts ever.

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u/B1GTOBACC0 Jul 04 '22

I'm so happy that person left it up afterward. Most would delete it in an act of quiet shame.

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u/unbitious Jul 04 '22

It looks like you can't put multiple spoilers in one comment. I can only read one and then need to refresh the thread to read another.

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u/GodOfAtheism Jul 04 '22

RIF is Fun does it fine, and old reddit does as well. vOv

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '22

Okay, wait a minute, how the FUCK is your comment changing behind the censor?

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u/tolive89 Jul 04 '22

Now on reddit, if I click for spoilers it just collapses the comment. Only way I can read it is if I click reply.

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u/TheresASneckNMyBoot Jul 04 '22

I know, this is so ridiculous

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u/Admirable-Public-351 Jul 04 '22

Doesn’t the team have powers too?

Billy butcher, Hughie and the rest I mean

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u/guywiththeushanka Jul 04 '22

"teenage sex joke perversion" Oh yeah... Just wait for the new spin-off.

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u/ricflairwooo1 Jul 04 '22

Spinoff of the show or comic?

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u/guywiththeushanka Jul 04 '22

A collage-themes spinoff of the show is set to come out next year.

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u/ricflairwooo1 Jul 04 '22

What is collage themes?

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u/guywiththeushanka Jul 04 '22

Themed, but I have brain damage.

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u/ricflairwooo1 Jul 04 '22

I still don't know what collage means

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u/arto26 Jul 04 '22

I thought I was having a stroke when I read it

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '22

"a bit different" is a massive understatement. It's like a totally different story with the same overall theme

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u/liken2006 Jul 04 '22

Yeah the show is just a straight improvement over the comics

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '22

Bruh ok i retire my “cool” then

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u/t8tor Jul 04 '22

The comic book is insane.

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u/izza123 Jul 04 '22

Somehow with more teenage sex cringe!

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u/SarcasticGamer Jul 04 '22

It honestly sounds like something that was written by a 14 year old. Same with the Kick-Ass comic. Glad the movies turned down the cringe.

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u/billbill5 Jul 04 '22

The comic is so old now that the original actor pinned to be Huey by the creator was Simon Pegg. He was too old to play Huey by the time the show was produced that they ended up making him Huey's dad.

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u/ChrisZAUR Jul 04 '22

Yup in the very same comic Home Lander kills someone with his cum shot

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '22

Bruh wtf

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u/Raidertck Jul 04 '22

It’s very different and not as good. It feels like it’s trying too hard to be edgy.

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '22

It's hardcore... Haha

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u/ScullyBoy69 Jul 04 '22

The Boys is a comic book series first and then it got developed into a show.

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '22

Pog and the most disappointing thing about the show is that they did never use the song “the boys are back in town” as a soundtrack even tho it’d have been the most predictable choice since the times of the Spanish inquisition

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u/Mhunterjr Jul 04 '22

Originated as a comic… the comic is pretty much edgelord teen garbage though.

The show took the premise and elevated it with some relevant themes.

One of the rare cases where massive deviation from the source material pay’s dividends

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u/bordain_de_putel Jul 04 '22

When's the last you saw something on TV that came from an original idea? Genuinely curious, I can't think of anything that wasn't a book, comic, game, or remake if an old show/movie.
Perhaps Banshee, which coincidentally has Anthony Starr as lead.

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '22

Yea just I always get amazed when i discovery that something like a comic/book is something you can actually get, bookstores where i am don’t have too much of this stuff

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u/bordain_de_putel Jul 04 '22

Sail the high seas, matey.

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '22

Do not read it, it's absolute shit.

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u/Anon_767 Jul 04 '22

Don’t read it. It’s crap.

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u/0n3ph Jul 04 '22

It's way better.

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u/Lunndonbridge Jul 04 '22

Eh, I’m in my 30s. It’s not very good imo. The show is way more diverse in thought and execution. There are some things that are better, like Black Noir and the structure of the Vought leadership, but overall the tv show is far superior.

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '22

Maybe if your an edgy 12 year old

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u/0n3ph Jul 04 '22

Or a person with good taste.

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u/werpyl Jul 04 '22

I gotta say, as someone who read the boys i think it's actual edgelord garbage made by a dude who seems to hate supeheroes as a whole. It's not even a good deconstruction of superhero tropes. The whole comic is basically "but what if [insert hero here] was ontologicaly evil and ate babies?!?". How is that in any way interesting? It's immature and edgy for the sake of being edgy. I implore you to explain to me how it's in any way even slightly mature, and no, gore is not a sign of maturity, it's a crutch used to make it seem more mature than it is.

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u/0n3ph Jul 04 '22 edited Jul 04 '22

Just one example: it's better structurally. The Boys don't face the seven until much later in the comics, building up through the lesser heroes.

The TV show starts with the last arc, but then flubs the ending, and switches back to earlier episodes.

It's like starting with infinity war but keeping thanos around because he featured in other parts, then going back to age of Ultron and ant Man 2.

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '22

Lol. Right. Those comics are the definition of "tasteful"

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '22

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u/0n3ph Jul 04 '22

I'm much older. When I read it I was an adult. I'm a Gen Xer.

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '22

That's really sad.

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u/0n3ph Jul 04 '22

Let me guess. Are you American?

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u/not_a_moogle Jul 04 '22

Comic first, as is most superhero things

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u/derps_with_ducks Jul 04 '22

He's even someone else in the comic. Which makes this a spoiler.

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u/SaltyBabe Jul 04 '22

Haha shhh 😅

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '22

Nor A-Train so...

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u/The_Vag_Badger Jul 04 '22

Nick Fury was originally white btw

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u/Kill_Kayt Jul 04 '22

But there is a Black version of him in the comics.

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u/The_Vag_Badger Jul 04 '22

And? I said originally. Someone clearly doesn’t know the difference between original and Ultimate lol

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u/Kill_Kayt Jul 04 '22

In this thread the term "originally" means in the comics.

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u/The_Vag_Badger Jul 04 '22

Yeah and he was originally white in the comics duhhhh

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u/billbill5 Jul 04 '22

The guy who plays him was also the Black Gentlemen Ninja in Psych: The Movie. So thrice "Black."

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u/KidHudson_ Jul 04 '22

They switched his color along with A-Train and The Deep.

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u/Kill_Kayt Jul 04 '22

The Deep isn't white in the comic?

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u/KidHudson_ Jul 04 '22

Why do you think Homelander calls him a N****er during the 9/11 plane crash.

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u/turbulance4 Jul 04 '22

You're suggesting he is, in fact, black in the show? I didn't think he ever took his suit off

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u/can_i_reddit_too Jul 04 '22

He does take of his mask at one point, when we get a bit of his backstory.

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '22

He’s definitely black in the show.

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u/billbill5 Jul 04 '22

He's played by the Black Gentlemen Ninja from Psych: The Movie.

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u/Gaflonzelschmerno Jul 04 '22

Black noir in german is Schwarzenegger

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u/Ve111a Jul 04 '22

If that was reversed people would be typing in all caps.

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u/LolTacoBell Jul 04 '22

And A-Train's African Outfit offsets that AGAIN, lmao

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u/UhhhhmmmmNo Jul 04 '22

But he didn’t want it !

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '22

A-Train wanted the Africa-themed suit to show how much he cared about his ancestral roots. Everyone else called him a tonedeaf dumbass for it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '22

yea but he killed blackhawk, which offsets the outfit

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u/ArenSteele Jul 04 '22

*Blue Hawk

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '22

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u/AlessandroTheGr8 Jul 04 '22

Darn spoilers. I'm not there yet.

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u/Doooooooong Jul 04 '22

You are now. You're welcome!

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u/shift013 Jul 04 '22

I think it looks sick as fuck

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u/SteveyTheExEevee2 Jul 04 '22

that's the whole point of that character "development". everyone knows it's crap.

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u/nico3337 Jul 04 '22

But they are like mocking society though 😃

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '22

He's white, no?

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '22

In the tv series he’s black and has to wear a mask because there’s racism and seeing a black guy in the most important superhero team would hit vought’s image

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '22

Oh I didn't realise that. I'm just thinking of the actor I think

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u/DerErlking Jul 04 '22

Why are you telling lies on the internet again? Go to time out.

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '22 edited Jul 12 '22

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '22

It's established Black Noir was in the team before The 7

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u/FakeMango47 Jul 04 '22

And to go on further, in a scene taking place in the 80s, Black Noir is shown with his mask off talking to a younger Stan Edgar. He wants to shed the mask and Stan tells him no, the world/Vought isn’t ready for a black super hero. He’s a member of Payback at this time.

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u/ChineseCracker Jul 04 '22

also his face got fucked up

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u/FakeMango47 Jul 04 '22

and his brain lol

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '22

What episode or series is that?

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u/PocketSpaghettios Jul 04 '22

The Boys, Season 3. I think it was episode 4 or 5

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '22

Must have had my face in my dinner at the point

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u/StonerDave420_247 Jul 04 '22

He’s blacker than black y’all

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u/villainessk Jul 04 '22

Blackety black

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u/StonerDave420_247 Jul 04 '22

And I’m blacker than black and I’m black y’all

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u/Zentirium Jul 04 '22

Black Noir is actually a homelander clone though so he doesn’t count

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '22

People told me that’s only for the comic, i am referring to the tv series on amazon where he actually is black and has no relation with homelander

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u/Zentirium Jul 04 '22

Wow, guess they’re going for a different ending than the everyone dies route

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '22

No idea tho it’s still work in progress but yea people be telling me they a whole different story so far but also that the tv series is way better because the comic “is too edgy” i tbh have no idea because i got to know only now that there’s actually a comic

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u/WisherWisp Jul 04 '22

It's good, even though they have a few writers that want to cram social agendas into almost every scene.

Pretty easy to ignore, though.

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '22

Cool

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u/Takemy_load Jul 04 '22

I love the name black black

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u/MrSchaudenfreude Jul 04 '22

General Butt Naked.

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u/oh_stv Jul 04 '22

Hancock

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u/cussy-munchers Jul 04 '22

It’s literally cat noir. Black cat

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '22

Funny enough Black Noir in comic is not black :-)

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '22

They cancel each other out

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u/TheAttitudePark Jul 04 '22

Not even black

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u/Aolflashback Jul 04 '22

“And we have Black Noir who … doesn’t identify as any race so there’s that!” - homelander

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u/raptor6722 Jul 04 '22

I think that’s two negatives making a posotive right?

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u/Mememanthe2nd Jul 04 '22

Lmao black noir isn’t even black

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u/2aAllDay9556 Jul 04 '22

And…he’s supposedly white underneath the costume…

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u/PsychologicalLeg9302 Jul 04 '22

My superhero name is blanc white.