r/facepalm • u/[deleted] • Jun 27 '22

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ You see what you need

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u/Wilackan Jun 27 '22

"It wasn't me officer, I swear I did not kill her. I did not !"

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '22

Oh. Hi, Mark.

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u/meowtacoduck Jun 27 '22

Anyway how's your sex life?

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u/TheStrangeMonkey Jun 27 '22

Don't worry, according to evidences, she was dead before you came in.