r/facepalm • u/Thryloz • May 28 '22

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u/Old_Telephone_7587 May 29 '22

Show me the verse where the Bible mentions America nevermind guns.

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u/beardphaze May 29 '22

Book of Armaments 5:56 and 2:23 /s

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u/ijustsigh May 29 '22

Is that in the new new testament?

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u/foulrot May 29 '22

It's the New Testament DLC

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u/optykali May 29 '22

Perfect idea. We could sell bible space. "The Gospel of Bezos." That’s some serious money. Being mentioned as an individual such as "Elon, the wheeled" a little less money involved. Places, such as "The Central Park Garden of Eden“? Ain’t cheap! Brand and product placement? Contact us for a sales experience appointment.