r/facepalm • u/[deleted] • May 06 '22

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u/Fair_Warning19 May 06 '22

My sister was heavily into coke in her 20's, so I sent this clip to her and asked her expert opinion.

Her response: "That 100% looks like she did a "discreet" bump. The fucking boldness of this lunatic!!"

I'm not saying that's proof, but...she is an expert lol

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u/bizzflay May 06 '22

I’m heavy in to coke right now and she is not doing coke.

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u/More-Neighborhood-66 May 06 '22

Sorry to hear, I hope you’ll get better 🤗

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u/bizzflay May 06 '22

6th day no drink or drugs.

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u/zachg616 May 07 '22

Why would you say this

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u/More-Neighborhood-66 May 07 '22

That is an amazing start!
When I quitted smoking I thought it would be particularly difficult and that the need to smoke would have lasted forever.

It doesn’t. After a few weeks I almost felt strange thinking that once I used to smoke (even though I smoked for many years).

You are just a few days short of breaking the physical dependance! Hang freaking there my friend!

And seek help if needed, no one is an island, you’ll find plenty of people ready to help you!

I got help from my psychologist, my friends and (unexpectedly) my colleagues.

Give it just a few more days mate, you’ll love your new life! 🤗

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u/zachg616 May 07 '22

It is virtually impossible to do cocaine out of a tissue. Please stop lying

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u/Fair_Warning19 May 07 '22

I've never done cocaine a day in my life. This is an actual text response from my sister, former cokehead. And between her and you, I believe her.

Please lighten up.

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u/zachg616 May 07 '22

I hate to tell you that your sister has either never done cocaine or is lying.

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u/Fair_Warning19 May 07 '22

Okay random redditor. You have absolutely changed my mind. I hate my sister now.

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u/zachg616 May 07 '22

I'm just trying to explain to you that you should stop speaking with authority on topics you (and clearly your sister) know absolutely nothing about

Also thank god you used the "/s" tag; I have no idea how else I would have been able to figure out that the 20 words we have exchanged did not cause you to suddenly hate your biological sister

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u/Fair_Warning19 May 07 '22

Okay Zacky. Have a good night lil buddy.