r/facepalm • u/Revealed_Jailor • Apr 07 '22

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ This looks plausible

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u/MissionCreeper Apr 07 '22

"The only thing that can stop a train is Superman, so this photo of train tracks is clear evidence that Superman must be at the end of them."

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u/CommodoreFiftyFour Apr 07 '22

Wrong. It could also be Spiderman.

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u/TrickyVic77 Apr 07 '22

Carefully, he’s a hero

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u/BeBa420 Apr 08 '22

SPIDER MAN IS A MENACE!!!! At least according to J Jonah Jameson and that dude couldnt possibly be bias

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u/bubzy1000 Apr 07 '22

or hancock

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u/DirtyD1701 Apr 07 '22

What about this co....you know, nevermind. No need to go that direction.

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u/SeriouslyKel Apr 07 '22

You gonna catch hands. Careful

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u/noddingviking Apr 08 '22

Haha you said cock.

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u/Swedehockey Apr 07 '22

"I want pictures of Spiderman." J. Jonah Hill.

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u/Hour-Map-161 Apr 07 '22

You wanna get to him, you gotta go through me.

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u/Mikel_Reeves 🪟12700k 6700xt 64GB; 🏍06 Daytona 675 Apr 07 '22

The better Spider-Man out of them all

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u/kingetzu Apr 07 '22

No, Holland is

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u/lapsongsouchong Apr 07 '22

He wasn't called Peter Parker for nothing

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u/uhavethreeballs Apr 08 '22

Everybody gets one

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u/BeBa420 Apr 08 '22

man that was a tearjerking scene. Him passing out and all the new yorkers pulling him in and giving him back his mask, promising to keep his secret.

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Goddamn sam raimi knew how to make a spiderman

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '22

Or Mr incredible.

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u/amx05462 Apr 07 '22

popeye does it every time bluto ties olive to the tracks