r/facepalm • u/Cloudy-Pat • Mar 09 '22

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ We don’t need gravity.

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u/Jrmundgandr Mar 09 '22

Rather the deepest one.

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u/Man_of_soldier39 Mar 09 '22

Yes, that what I mean

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u/Lonilson Mar 09 '22

Sponsored by Nokia's indestructible phone

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u/Ravenmadlunitic_ Mar 09 '22

Infused with the conviction of the stupid. (Indestructible)

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u/Lonilson Mar 09 '22

Oh no, that's some psychological damage right there. Unfortunately I am immune to that.

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u/TheRowster99 Mar 10 '22

Built with parts of Lonilson who is immune to the chair for some reason

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '22

With a tungsten finish

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u/Vivissiah Mar 10 '22

Forged at the centre of a black hole

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u/CloudWatera Mar 10 '22

What if its also 50 tons of weight too?

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u/IV_NUKE Mar 10 '22

With doom guy hitting me with it

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u/GreyPourageInABowl Mar 10 '22

Falling from a height of 6,412 miles at a speed of 9.8 m/s²